Ask Joe Stalin Anything!
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
Join date: 17 Feb 2005
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11-07-2005 21:50
Hey Joe! Whadda ya know?!
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Jillian Callahan
Rotary-winged Neko Girl
Join date: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,766
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11-07-2005 22:23
Почему большевики, властный руководитель?
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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11-07-2005 23:10
see below - i posted twice by accident, my apologies
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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11-07-2005 23:10
Uncle Joe,
One thing I've never understood properly is why you didn't hit Army Group Center in spring of '44 with everything you had. You could have pushed right across white Ukraine and saved billy's grandpa from getting killed thrice. What gives, you old softy?
Cheers,
Taco
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
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11-08-2005 00:36
Did you really fight an alternate-reality Fantastic Four as a giant robot?
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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11-08-2005 01:18
Dear Tyrant Stalin,
Are some former KGB agents correct - did you really have a pickled, er, 'body part' of a certain Reich leader in a jar on your desk for betraying your deal?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-08-2005 01:34
Tovarisch,
Is it true that you envisioned and planted the seeds for SL all those years ago, knowing that it would spawn an army of neo-Bolsheviks intent on taking over the internet and using it as a base with which to destroy the capitalist running dog's empire Amerika?
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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11-08-2005 01:59
Regular or extra-crispy?
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-08-2005 03:02
Comrade Сталин, or should I say Джугашвили, what do you think of Путин? Is he doing a better job than Ельцин? What about Горбачёв?
Wasn't Росси́я doing a lot better when he was pitching us гла́сность and Перестро́йка?
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Invect Hasp
Registered User
Join date: 5 Apr 2005
Posts: 200
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11-08-2005 04:30
From: Nolan Nash Tovarisch,
Is it true that you envisioned and planted the seeds for SL all those years ago, knowing that it would spawn an army of neo-Bolsheviks intent on taking over the internet and using it as a base with which to destroy the capitalist running dog's empire Amerika? His role will go down in the Neualtenburg history books. |
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
Join date: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,752
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11-08-2005 06:30
From: Nolan Nash Tovarisch,
Is it true that you envisioned and planted the seeds for SL all those years ago, knowing that it would spawn an army of neo-Bolsheviks intent on taking over the internet and using it as a base with which to destroy the capitalist running dog's empire Amerika? Muahahahahah..... all in good time, all in good time. "Of all the warriors, the two greatest are these: Time and Patience" - Tolstoy |
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
Join date: 17 Feb 2005
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11-08-2005 06:31
From: Hiro Pendragon Regular or extra-crispy? Regular. Though we call it Kerensky Fried Chicken around these parts. ~joe |
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
Join date: 17 Feb 2005
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11-08-2005 06:32
From: Taco Rubio Uncle Joe,
One thing I've never understood properly is why you didn't hit Army Group Center in spring of '44 with everything you had. You could have pushed right across white Ukraine and saved billy's grandpa from getting killed thrice. What gives, you old softy?
Cheers,
Taco We Russians don't give a sh*t about the Ukranians. You should know that. ~joe |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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11-08-2005 07:00
Dear Iosif,
Stalin, eh? 'Man of Steel', eh? Meh. Really?
I would suggest Josef Yebanat would have been more apt (if my Russian insults are up to scratch!).
Love,
Kris
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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11-08-2005 09:22
Dear Uncle Joe
I've been having a problem with an infestation of ethnic minority peasants. I've tried genocide, but they keep coming back. Lately, some of them are planting bombs which is reducing the yield from my bourgeois.
Any advice?
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
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11-08-2005 14:12
From: Zuzu Fassbinder Dear Uncle Joe
I've been having a problem with an infestation of ethnic minority peasants. I've tried genocide, but they keep coming back. Lately, some of them are planting bombs which is reducing the yield from my bourgeois.
Any advice? Sounds like its time for a little re-education to me. My friend Mao runs these terrific camps.... |
