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Reasons to hate children

Listle Huskerdu
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Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 127
09-11-2006 04:34
My sister phoned me to ask if my head had been itchy recently. After lots of questioning it turns out my neice had "friends" in her hair, well since then I have not been able to stop itching, I now have hair lice paranoia. I have used chemical stuff to remove them twice now, and I have stood under the shower scrubbing myself clean. Is this a normal reaction? and should I stop seeing my neice, I might catch something worse ;).
Syrrh Hurnung
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Join date: 9 Jul 2006
Posts: 55
09-11-2006 09:43
If you itch a lot, then it's probably because there's ants in your bed.

Well, not really, but hearing that and believing it will definitely trip the psychosomatic response and make you check your bed repeatedly in paranoia.

But I find it strange you need more of an excuse to avoid the little monsters? Unless you posess any, then you're kind of legally bound to interact with them.
Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 09:58
reasons to hate children

#1. lack of sex in the months right before and after childbirth
#2. exspensive
#3. they have a unique way of making every conversation embarassing
#4. the in-laws want to visit to "see the grandkids"
#5. juice boxes out take the place in the fridge where your beer used to be
#6. those "childproof" lids!
#7. anything you say and/or do will be held against you during adolescence
#8. kids screaming at a restaurant
#9. BARNEY! nuff said!
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Kalia Meiklejohn
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Join date: 20 Jun 2006
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09-11-2006 10:04
I hate most children because they are obnoxiously loud and are getting more smart-ass by the day.
I am never having any of my own unless I somehow get brain damage.
Dr Tardis
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Join date: 3 Nov 2005
Posts: 426
09-11-2006 10:11
My daughter is loud, sometimes obnoxious, and a little pretentious.

Even so, she's beautiful, smart, and the best thing that ever happened to me. As frustrated as I get, I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.

Kalia, kids can be like that, but that's not their fault: it's their parents'. Parents who teach their kids to behave are rewarded with well-behaved kids. Parents who don't are punished with children who are loud, obnoxious, and self-centered.

It's a lot of work to teach your kid manners, but every time she says "thank you" to a waitress at a restaurant, or says "May I have xxx please" instead of demanding something and throwing a screaming tantrum, it's worth it.
Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 10:14
From: Kalia Meiklejohn
I hate most children because they are obnoxiously loud and are getting more smart-ass by the day.
I am never having any of my own unless I somehow get brain damage.

I have three words for you if you ever change your mind

measured corporal punishment
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