WTF is wrong with Florida-6/16/06
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Siobhan OFlynn
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06-16-2006 13:46
I'm so proud to be a Floridian today  Woman Hits Head On Mailbox While Driving 06-16-2006 10:50 AM (Jacksonville, FL) -- An Orange Park woman remains in critical condition after a bizarre accident in which her head struck a mailbox after she partially fell out of the window of her car while she was driving on Jacksonville's westside. Twenty-five-year-old Ambri Brickey was heading south on Jones Road at about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when a witness says she passed a truck, honked and waved, then swerved back to the right and went off the road. The car went back on the road but a witness says the driver was hanging out of the passenger window. The car continued off the other side of the road and crossed several driveways and culverts before coming to a stop as Brickey's head struck a mailbox. She was taken to Shands Jacksonville Hospital. Police say Brickey did not appear to be speeding, but she was not wearing a seat belt.
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Cindy Claveau
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06-16-2006 14:23
A few days ago, the news on my car radio said something about "eight Florida boaters" getting lost at sea.
I thought they said "eight Florida voters" and started laughing.
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Reitsuki Kojima
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06-16-2006 14:26
So very close to a darwin award. I guess there is sitll hope, but...
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Rose Karuna
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06-16-2006 14:36
Well Florida does get the Homer Simpson "Doh" award today, but for OMG how freakin bizarre, I'd have to say that Idaho gets the grand prize: From: someone Man severs wife's head, kills 2 in crash
By JESSE HARLAN ALDERMAN, Associated Press Writer
2 hours, 39 minutes ago
BOISE, Idaho - A man transporting his wife's severed head in a pickup truck crashed into an oncoming car, killing a woman and her 4-year-old daughter, police said. The impact sent the head flying onto the road.
A Boise police officer was driving behind Alofa Time's truck on a busy road when he noticed the man's erratic driving and then watched him slam into the car, police spokeswoman Lynn Hightower said.
Time, 51, who was not injured, told officers he was involved in his wife's death, investigators said.
After searching Time's house in Nampa, police found the decapitated body of 47-year-old Theresa N. Time in a car inside the garage, authorities said. She likely had been dead for several hours, Nampa Police Lt. LeRoy Forsman said.
An autopsy was scheduled next week to determine Theresa Time's cause of death, Canyon County Coroner Vicki DeGeus-Morris said.
Authorities on Friday issued a first-degree murder warrant for Time.
He also was being held on two counts of second-degree murder in the deaths of Samantha Nina Murphy, 36, of Boise, and her daughter Jae Lynne Grimes, and was to be arraigned Friday.
Murphy's other daughter was injured and was in stable condition at a Boise hospital.
"It was one of the more horrific and complex crime scenes on memory," Hightower said. "A woman and her child killed in a crash, and a severed head from an earlier homicide: It's nothing short of bizarre and tragic."
Time faced domestic battery charges for an allegedly choking his wife in March, according to court records. A trial already was set for July 25. A judge issued a no-contact order, which barred Time from seeing his wife.
Theresa Time filed paperwork asking that the order be withdrawn. Last month, after she completed "safety planning classes" at a local crisis center, the no-contact order was lifted.
My question would be WTF was he doing driving around with her head and how did it just go flying out of the car? Was it like " Common baby, let's go for a little drive to the local pub and then OMG, where is the rest of you?  .
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Cindy Claveau
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06-16-2006 14:51
From: Rose Karuna My question would be WTF was he doing driving around with her head and how did it just go flying out of the car? Was it like " Common baby, let's go for a little drive to the local pub and then OMG, where is the rest of you? It's Idaho. Home of Ruby Ridge, survivalists and Militia. |
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Rose Karuna
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06-16-2006 14:54
From: Cindy Claveau It's Idaho. Home of Ruby Ridge, survivalists and Militia. Wonder if he refers to his wife as "the little woman"? .
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Siobhan OFlynn
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06-16-2006 16:14
We really need a "jaw drop" smiley. That Idaho story had me picking my jaw up off the floor!  I'm still shaking my head over it. How sad that two completely innocent bystanders were killed though.
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06-16-2006 19:30
From: Siobhan OFlynn I'm so proud to be a Floridian today I don't know if you are familiar with fark.com but they have a one word comment for all of their stories like 'obvious' or 'ironic'. The only state represented is 'florida'. There is a reason for that  |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-16-2006 21:12
why do i feel trapped in some Leslie Nielson movie? |
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Siobhan OFlynn
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06-17-2006 05:41
From: Billybob Goodliffe why do i feel trapped in some Leslie Nielson movie? Because you live in Florida?
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-17-2006 10:44
From: Siobhan OFlynn Because you live in Florida? nope GA |
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Devlin Gallant
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06-18-2006 00:41
From: Siobhan OFlynn I'm so proud to be a Floridian today Woman Hits Head On Mailbox While Driving 06-16-2006 10:50 AM (Jacksonville, FL) -- An Orange Park woman remains in critical condition after a bizarre accident in which her head struck a mailbox after she partially fell out of the window of her car while she was driving on Jacksonville's westside. Twenty-five-year-old Ambri Brickey was heading south on Jones Road at about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when a witness says she passed a truck, honked and waved, then swerved back to the right and went off the road. The car went back on the road but a witness says the driver was hanging out of the passenger window. The car continued off the other side of the road and crossed several driveways and culverts before coming to a stop as Brickey's head struck a mailbox. She was taken to Shands Jacksonville Hospital. Police say Brickey did not appear to be speeding, but she was not wearing a seat belt. I always have maintained that folks who don't use their seatbelts are stupid. O fcourse I feel the same way about folks who ride motorcycles, and don't wear helmets too. Oh, and lets not talk about smoking.
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Nepenthes Ixchel
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06-18-2006 02:20
From: Devlin Gallant I always have maintained that folks who don't use their seatbelts are stupid. O fcourse I feel the same way about folks who ride motorcycles, and don't wear helmets too. Oh, and lets not talk about smoking. It's the people smoking while they ride motorbikes you have to watch out for. |
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Siobhan OFlynn
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06-18-2006 10:09
From: Billybob Goodliffe nope GA Well, that explains everything!
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Roger Appin
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06-18-2006 14:26
Ahahaha, what a retard.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-19-2006 06:38
From: Siobhan OFlynn Well, that explains everything! and what is that supposed to mean  |
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kalik Stork
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06-19-2006 18:47
and I thought daytona was the home of such people
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Merlyn Bailly
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06-20-2006 18:38
From: Siobhan OFlynn I'm so proud to be a Floridian today Woman Hits Head On Mailbox While Driving 06-16-2006 10:50 AM (Jacksonville, FL) -- An Orange Park woman remains in critical condition after a bizarre accident in which her head struck a mailbox after she partially fell out of the window of her car while she was driving on Jacksonville's westside. Twenty-five-year-old Ambri Brickey was heading south on Jones Road at about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when a witness says she passed a truck, honked and waved, then swerved back to the right and went off the road. The car went back on the road but a witness says the driver was hanging out of the passenger window. The car continued off the other side of the road and crossed several driveways and culverts before coming to a stop as Brickey's head struck a mailbox. She was taken to Shands Jacksonville Hospital. Police say Brickey did not appear to be speeding, but she was not wearing a seat belt. Hey, Boca Raton is the proud home of the worst spammers on the freakin' planet -- some sysops who work as abuse admins at major ISPs and who post to the NEWS.ADMIN.NET-ABUSE.EMAIL newsgroup have semi-seriously proposed nominating Boca for the next nuclear testing ground. Last time I visited the state, I thought the drivers were absolutely batsh*t.
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