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UK Workers have it going on!

Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
06-23-2006 12:16
I really have to ask about transfering to our office in the UK, if they aren't poised naked on filing cabinets waiting to leap, they are clogging the email server with porn! :D :D

Damn. Do you know what would happen to us here in the US office if even one of us sent an off color picture to another via email? <makes the slash sign across the throat>

From: someone
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June 23, 2006
FOURTEEN staff at Britain's driver and vehicle licensing agency have been sacked and 101 disciplined after they swapped so many pornographic emails that it clogged up the organisation's mainframe computer.

The 14 employees of the agency, including an executive, were fired for sending obscene emails to people outside the agency.

Those who were disciplined had sent the material to colleagues within the building.

The agency, which is in Swansea, has 6000 staff and handles all Britain's driver and vehicle records.

The pornography had been downloaded from the internet by staff during working hours, a spokeswoman said .

The images were then attached to emails sent around the 20-storey building.

Trouble began when computers started slowing down because of the size and number of images being sent.

Other members of staff, unaware of what was going on, complained that obscene material was being attached to innocent-looking emails.

Bosses ordered the investigation and the IT department pinpointed the computers involved.

A woman worker, who did not want to be named, said: "Boredom is a major problem in this place. The work can be very tedious and people find ways of livening up their days.

"The early stuff was pretty innocent, a joke really. A very boring document would have a picture of a naked woman attached, for example.

"I suppose it was bound to get out of hand. The stuff became more outrageous and then some of the men started sending ordinary emails to female colleagues and then watching their reaction when they opened the attachment.

"There are a lot of girls up here and some took it as a laugh, and even got involved themselves, but it only takes a couple of complaints and everyone gets into trouble."
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
06-23-2006 12:22
*suddenly hears, I Don't wanna work, I wanna Bang on these Drums all day*

*leaps to filing cabinet*

*wife yells, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?*

*gets down and turns off the music, "Nothing Dear"*

:D:D:D
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
06-23-2006 12:23
>.>
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
06-23-2006 12:23
I have to say that this is not what one might term typical behaviour.

Having said that, the practice of taking extended lunches at local hostelries, particularly in fine weather and on Fridays, is quite well established, which was something that I missed on my sojourn across the pond.
Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
**Satire alert** **whoop! whoop!**
06-23-2006 16:24
I love the Brits. I would move to the UK myself if it wasn't for the fact that the government there tends to spy on it's citizens at will, locks up suspected terrorists with little evidence and then tortures them for information.....wait a minute....hmmm....These days I guess there really isn't a reason not to move to the UK is there?