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Mulch Ennui
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02-09-2006 03:08
!!!

???

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060209/ids_photos_wl/r4134932073.jpg

more pictures on this bizarre event are at

http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=Ashura&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&fr=sfp&c=news_photos

but seriously, did you read that caption?

that is truly whack
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-09-2006 03:32
I'm sorry, I can't really respect a sect of a religion that involves beating yourself with chains. That's as dumbass as the moronic monks that used to believe in self flagulation.

Yes. I'm being intollerant. I'm intollerant of blatantly offensive, self-destructive stupidity, done in religion's name or otherwise.
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Cottonteil Muromachi
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02-09-2006 03:46
Thats so tame compared to the hindu thaipusam festival.

http://www.bearpit.net/lofiversion/index.php/t3330.html

http://nursatira.tripod.com/thaipusam/thaipusam.html
Introvert Petunia
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Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
02-09-2006 03:52
Hey, but without tradition and silly ritual, religions would be reduced to podcasts or sumptin... ;)

Never having self-flagellated en masse I have to imagine there's some rush associated with it. I mean some people like heavy mosh pits, no?
Lucifer Baphomet
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Join date: 8 Sep 2005
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02-09-2006 03:56
Why oh why, do religions confuse the endorphin rush caused by pain with a "religious" experience?

Maybe these guys just listened to Closer, by NiN one time too many.
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Desmond Shang
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Join date: 14 Mar 2005
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02-09-2006 08:42
So... which body organs are trendy and cool to mutilate, and which are just moronic and disgusting?

Would someone please make a list for me?
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-09-2006 08:50
From: Desmond Shang
So... which body organs are trendy and cool to mutilate, and which are just moronic and disgusting?

Would someone please make a list for me?


None and all.

You're welcome.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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02-09-2006 09:13
Sounds similar to christians who reenact the passion including scourging and crucifiction.
http://www.rogerstarkey.com/fotos/Easter,%20Pampanga.htm
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/feature/easterindex.html
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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02-09-2006 09:13
From: Desmond Shang
So... which body organs are trendy and cool to mutilate, and which are just moronic and disgusting?

Would someone please make a list for me?

Are these lists different?
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Mulch Ennui
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02-09-2006 09:15
From: Reitsuki Kojima
I'm sorry, I can't really respect a sect of a religion that involves beating yourself with chains. That's as dumbass as the moronic monks that used to believe in self flagulation.

Yes. I'm being intollerant. I'm intollerant of blatantly offensive, self-destructive stupidity, done in religion's name or otherwise.


Good Thing Christians Don't Do Anything That Wierd to Themselves. I am SOOOOO glad my religion is one of the sane, normal ones.
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Mulch Ennui
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02-09-2006 09:16
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
Sounds similar to christians who reenact the passion including scourging and crucifiction.
http://www.rogerstarkey.com/fotos/Easter,%20Pampanga.htm
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/feature/easterindex.html



doh!

beaten
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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02-09-2006 09:22
From: Mulch Ennui
doh!

beaten

You're supposed to wait until Good Friday for that. ;)
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Mulch Ennui
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02-09-2006 09:37
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
You're supposed to wait until Good Friday for that. ;)


oh man ur on a roll!!!!
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Sansarya Caligari
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02-09-2006 09:41
Isn't the Opus Dei still active, and aren't they a group of Catholic monks who self-flagellate?
Lucifer Baphomet
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02-09-2006 09:47
For you Sansyara, theyre far wider and more sinister than a group of flagellating monks

http://www.odan.org/

There was also a documentary on UK tv exposing them a month or so ago.
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Sansarya Caligari
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02-09-2006 09:58
Heck I can't get worked up about self-torture as a means of worship. I'm Lakota. My people practice the sundance, which involves piercing the flesh on the pectorals or back and being tied by leather thongs to a tree, and dancing in the sun (100 degrees F or hotter sometimes) until the thongs break through the flesh, then receiving a vision (hopefully). To each his own.
Reitsuki Kojima
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02-09-2006 11:12


Did you just completely ignore that I mentioned the self flagulating monks? I think it's universally fucked up.

Go pick a fight elsewhere, pal, or at least learn to read before you try next time.
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Chance Abattoir
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02-09-2006 13:34
From: Desmond Shang
So... which body organs are trendy and cool to mutilate, and which are just moronic and disgusting?

Would someone please make a list for me?


In wrestling, making a nick on the forehead with a concealed peice of razor will produce copious amounts of blood that make the performer look much more wounded than he actually is.

Here's the Islamic version.
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