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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
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02-21-2006 14:17
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I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
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02-21-2006 14:23
MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said.
When are we finally going to ban sledgehammers and clawhammers!? What? Are you going to tell me that he had a sledgehammer and clawhammer around for carpentry ?? I don't think so. -Kiamat Dusk ...supports tougher tool control laws... _____________________
"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape." -Bret Easton Ellis 'American Psycho'
"Anger is a gift." -RATM "Freedom" Eat me, you vile waste of food. http://writing.com/authors/suffer |
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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02-21-2006 14:29
...supports tougher tool control laws... I agree there needs to be a waiting period and permits _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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02-21-2006 14:35
I agree there needs to be a waiting period and permits How absurd. What if a space rock lands in your home and you need to run out and get a sledgehammer in order to get into your bedroom? You expect that poor schmoe to endure a waiting period and the indignity of having to subject himself to licensing restrictions? _____________________
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
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02-21-2006 14:41
Only carpenters need tools! No one else needs tools. People should not be doing their own carpentry, that's what we have...well...carpenters for.
BAN ALL HANDTOOLS! -Kiamat Dusk _____________________
"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape." -Bret Easton Ellis 'American Psycho'
"Anger is a gift." -RATM "Freedom" Eat me, you vile waste of food. http://writing.com/authors/suffer |
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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02-21-2006 14:54
Only carpenters need tools! No one else needs tools. People should not be doing their own carpentry, that's what we have...well...carpenters for. BAN ALL HANDTOOLS! -Kiamat Dusk Would Jesus need a permit? Not that he actually needs the tools anyway. _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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02-21-2006 14:58
A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said. This was a completely justifiable act. People who knowingly use the last of the tp without replacing it deserve this and worse. _____________________
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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02-21-2006 16:48
This was a completely justifiable act. People who knowingly use the last of the tp without replacing it deserve this and worse. He probably left the seat up too. _____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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02-21-2006 16:50
This was a completely justifiable act. People who knowingly use the last of the tp without replacing it deserve this and worse. lol. I was going to disagree, but then I saw the second sentence.  _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Reitsuki Kojima
Witchhunter
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,328
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02-21-2006 16:59
He probably left the seat up too. Where it is supposed to be left. -.- _____________________
I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
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02-21-2006 17:13
*sigh* I live in Marion County, FL. Any and all pity will be accepted gratefully
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Moss Talamasca
Serpent & Thistle
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 367
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02-21-2006 22:35
As a resident of Archer County:
A) How does Mulch know about WFTV? I suspect a closet Floridian... B) When did YOU last run out of toilet paper? C) Man, what do expect? It's friggin' HOT down here. There's swamps and gators and trailer parks and Wal-Marts everywhere. |
