What is YOUR evil plan?

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


Muhahahahahaha!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Stage 1: Collect Underpants
Stage 2: ????
Stage 3: Profit!


Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Actually my evil plan is to clone the Pythons and have an everlasting hilarity-fest, but it does involve seducing a pope and a Needlessly Big Weather Machine.

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

*rubs hands together evilly*

it seems to be everyone's after the pope these days
but i've been doing this evil plan all of my life

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


Well, I guess being a new god isn't that bad, they better have dairy queen up in those clouds, I have a hankering for a giant cake with a kitten on it,

How do you seduce a Weather Machine? It's not worth it, it would just be a whirlwind romance. v_v Sorry.

I've always suspected the mysterious 'Stage 2' was eBay.

1. Build Castle (75% done)
2. Wear a regal outfit (20% done)
3. Proclaim myself Queen (0% done)
4. Make everyone pay taxes in food

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy Mt. Rushmore. This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Doomsday Device, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Police Chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Discredit a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Once you've had a Needlessly Big Weather Machine you never go back, baby.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Gee, I guess fuzzy bunnies strike fear.

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: Biscuit Monopoly

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Make the world eat British biscuits!

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Take over Cadbury's. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this chocolate-coated maniac? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing biscuit wrappers?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of every Penguin in the world. This will cause countless hordes of Hob Nobs to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Jammy Dodgers, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Ginger Nuts, bringing about the Destruction of the Cookie. This will all be done from a Tunnock Tea Cake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.