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Joy Honey
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06-29-2006 21:10
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered and shook for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman might have a cold that caused the sneezing, the man was still curious about the shuddering, but went back to his book.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue and wiped her nose. Her body shook even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and asked, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, then shuddered violenly. Are you okay?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied in a soft voice. "I have a very rare medical condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard of a condition like that before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
"Oh, yes," the woman replied. "Pepper."
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Kyrah Abattoir
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06-29-2006 21:19
during renaissance if i remember, mens where using tobacco powder to provocate sneezing, and feel the "pleasure "it give (never felt an extreme feel of relief when sneezing?)
it was amusing ^^
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kalik Stork
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06-30-2006 12:30
I once heard that an orgasm and a sneeze register the same electrically in the brain... I don't know if there is any validity to that... good story though lol
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-30-2006 12:34
I guess guys would need 2 tissues then  |
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Joy Honey
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06-30-2006 12:34
From: Billybob Goodliffe I guess guys would need 2 tissues then (I mean ewwwww)
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Ananda Sandgrain
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06-30-2006 14:33
I once heard that there is a psych drug that caused people to get an orgasm when they sneeze, but it turns out that is just an urban legend. What is true is that the anti-depressant drug clomipramine occasionally has a side effect where people would yawn and get an orgasm.  I wouldn't try it just for that, though. After all, it's a psych drug, and far more people report having their ability to orgasm inhibited on it. |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-30-2006 14:34
that just gives women a whole new reason to be "too tired" |
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Tod69 Talamasca
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06-30-2006 14:56
From: Kyrah Abattoir during renaissance if i remember, mens where using tobacco powder to provocate sneezing, and feel the "pleasure "it give (never felt an extreme feel of relief when sneezing?)
it was amusing ^^ yep, and even today you can still buy snuff (not the chewing kind). I highly NOT recommend it if you have allergies or bad sinuses. Plus it'll make yer snot brown. Tried it once. It burns a bit at first. But man! I did not need a cigarette for quite some time. |