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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 15:14
Why do staplers hate me? 
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 15:16
From: Sally Rosebud Why do staplers hate me? Not enough humidity. 
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 15:19
But there was 100% humidity here today! It was raining!  Try again!
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Joy Honey
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02-23-2006 15:21
Too much humidity
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 15:21
From: Sally Rosebud But there was 100% humidity here today! It was raining! Try again! hmmmmm, wrong locale?
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 15:23
hehe, good one Joy! Lecktor, where would the appropriate place for me to use a stapler be?
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 15:26
From: Sally Rosebud hehe, good one Joy! Lecktor, where would the appropriate place for me to use a stapler be? I'm thinking somewhere east of the Mississippi river and south of the Mason Dixon line. Staplers seem to perform most efficiently in a locale as such.
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Joy Honey
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02-23-2006 15:27
Get a room
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 15:27
From: Lecktor Hannibal I'm thinking somewhere east of the Mississippi river and south of the Mason Dixon line.
Staplers seem to perform most efficiently in a locale as such. Proof of such stapler action???
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 15:30
From: Joy Honey Get a room Can't you see that's what I'm trying to do?
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 15:31
From: Sally Rosebud Proof of such stapler action??? I will be glad to provide such, however it is more effective to experience this phenomena in person.
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Richie Waves
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02-23-2006 15:34
staplers are sutble but quick too.. never mind.. treat it nice bring it to dinner and tell it it's beautiful daily.. it will soon like you 
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Trinity Serpentine
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02-23-2006 15:36
It is not the stapler that doesn't like you, it's the cosmos.
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 15:44
From: Trinity Serpentine It is not the stapler that doesn't like you, it's the cosmos. Oh dear, and how am I supposed to get the cosmos to like me?
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02-23-2006 16:27
From: Sally Rosebud Oh dear, and how am I supposed to get the cosmos to like me?  |
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 16:38
that made me giggle So now we're back to the stapler, or perhaps it's the staples?
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Lo Jacobs
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02-23-2006 16:40
From: Sally Rosebud Why do staplers hate me? Because you've been using them on paper instead of people. 
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 16:44
From: Lo Jacobs Because you've been using them on paper instead of people. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so THAT's what I've been doing wrong! tyvm
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-23-2006 16:55
From: Sally Rosebud Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so THAT's what I've been doing wrong! tyvm Don't get any ideas hon. Riding crops are one thing but.....
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Sally Rosebud
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02-23-2006 17:13
Dammit, and I thought you'd be the first in line....
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