Where is the Lefty outrage?
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Taco Rubio
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06-30-2006 12:38
Why aren't you der hippies screaming about this? Oh that's right, because it's not Bush to bash. Hypocrites.  http://www.sheboygan-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060630/SHE0101/60630020/1973Posted June 30, 2006 Doors to chicken coop reported stolen Two doors to a chicken coop were reported stolen from a farm at N6104 Highland Road in the Town of Sheboygan Falls at 11:40 a.m. Thursday, according to the Sheboygan County Sheriff’s Department. The doors were stolen sometime between 5 p.m. Tuesday and 10 a.m. Wednesday, the sheriff’s department report said. There are no suspects in the theft, according to the report.
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Kerrigan Moore
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06-30-2006 12:46
From: Taco Rubio Why aren't you der hippies screaming about this? Oh that's right, because it's not Bush to bash. Hypocrites. http://www.sheboygan-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060630/SHE0101/60630020/1973Posted June 30, 2006 Doors to chicken coop reported stolen Two doors to a chicken coop were reported stolen from a farm at N6104 Highland Road in the Town of Sheboygan Falls at 11:40 a.m. Thursday, according to the Sheboygan County Sheriff’s Department. The doors were stolen sometime between 5 p.m. Tuesday and 10 a.m. Wednesday, the sheriff’s department report said. There are no suspects in the theft, according to the report. It was obviously a terrorist plot to release the avian creatures inside into the populous, and cause an Avian Flue panic. Call the NSA, CIA, and Colonel Sanders. |
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Lorelei Patel
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06-30-2006 12:50
Who speaks for the chickens, damn it. Who?
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Billybob Goodliffe
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06-30-2006 12:51
I can just hear the Army marching into battle
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Kendra Bancroft
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06-30-2006 12:52
nuke'em
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Lorelei Patel
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06-30-2006 12:56
The best police blotter items in the world are at the Arcata Eye. A sample: From: someone
Arcata Police Log: The trouble with trousers – June 27, 2006
Kevin L. Hoover
3:52 a.m. A red-bearded tom of the peeping persuasion was spotted a-lurking ’round 15th and F streets.
9:49 p.m. Breakfast at a Northtown café was rather more languorous without the green-haired man and his big hunting knife.
• Saturday, June 3 12:02 p.m. A dog was found locked in a poop-laden van on Heather Lane. No one around knew who it belonged to.
• Monday, June 5 2:41 p.m. A woman said she took a call from an inmate at a SoCal prison, who asked her if she wanted a companion. She said no, so he asked her if she was married. She said she didn’t want to talk to him, which seemed to narrow future relationship possibilities.
7:32 p.m. It was far from dark out, but two sub-adult sub-geniuses openly took to decorating walls and traffic circles on upper I Street with the slogan, “Vandalizing government property one wall at a time.” Neighbors called cops and listened on the scanner as the youths were tracked down. One threw his paint-containing backpack over a fence in a futile gesture, but was rounded up and turned over to mommy and daddy.
• Friday, June 9 7:43 p.m. A citizen complained that a bookstore customer’s pants were, well, “partially off.” It appeared to be a technical glitch with the pants, and the wearer advised police that his plans for the following day included acquisition of less problematic trousers.
• Monday, June 12 3:15 p.m. Alfred has grown weary of the City worker who flips him off at every opportunity.
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onionpencil Musashi
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06-30-2006 13:02
trust me, where chickens are involved, both the left and right wings are affected lol
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Rose Karuna
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06-30-2006 13:07
Left leaning libertarians are always outraged when the chickens fly the coop.  .
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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06-30-2006 13:10
What self respecting farmer doesn't check on his coop until 10AM?
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Lorelei Patel
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06-30-2006 13:13
Sheeeit, who has a chicken coop anymore. Real chicken farmers have big chicken houses that hold 20,000 birds at a time. Coop? Damn amateurs.
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Taco Rubio
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06-30-2006 13:17
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Kendra Bancroft
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06-30-2006 13:18
The national bird of Port Neualtenburg is a chicken, and we have a chicken coop for our our national pastime.
Chicken Racer Bumper Cars.
(Buy your Chichen Racer on Port Neualtenburg's Meisterstrasse. Available in three colors!)
just sayin'
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Logan Bauer
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06-30-2006 13:18
When I read this thread title I thought there would be discrimination against and ostracism of left-handed people.
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Corvus Drake
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06-30-2006 13:22
Perhaps with the manner left handed people might consider an activity often likened to the asphyxiation of poultry?
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Nyoko Salome
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06-30-2006 13:33
"and remember - a bird has a left wing, and a right wing - but they're just for flapping. the bird brain is in the middle.
this is c.elliot friday - vote universal!!"
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Vares Solvang
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06-30-2006 13:54
They have discovered video of the crime and now have a suspect: The Suspect |
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Lo Jacobs
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06-30-2006 14:18
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Nolan Nash
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06-30-2006 14:26
From: Lorelei Patel The best police blotter items in the world are at the Arcata Eye. A sample: I hope no one with a lisp lives on 15th and F street. 
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Phedre Aquitaine
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06-30-2006 14:28
Sorry, I had to roast some chickens.
I'm outraged, simply OUTRAGE-
Wait, it's done.
*goes to eat*
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Nolan Nash
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06-30-2006 14:32
From: Phedre Aquitaine Sorry, I had to roast some chickens.
I'm outraged, simply OUTRAGE-
Wait, it's done.
*goes to eat* Did you use this sauce? 
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Joy Honey
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06-30-2006 14:33
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Chip Midnight
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06-30-2006 14:48
I think it was an inside job... 
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