Only $25,000 to find out what he said... but I'll tell you everything anyway!!!!
SEE THE TRUTH
Seriously... I want to know what the guy has actually already sold... and also what he means by 'local pickup only'!
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Spoony Spork
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04-23-2006 14:22
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Jenny Marshall
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04-23-2006 14:26
He probably means that he will scam locally (on hawaii) only cause scamming worldwide is too expensive in airline tickets
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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04-23-2006 14:45
*bites his lip* Gahhh, I feel the cancer growing already! >_<
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Spoony Spork
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04-23-2006 14:53
"That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets."
So does this mean people with erectile dysfunction are going to hell?  Now I don't know whether he's selling the Good Word or Viagra... |
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Jenny Marshall
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04-23-2006 14:53
Hmmmm interesting points this guy makes though...
#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too. #2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly. #3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.) #4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters. So let me recap in my humble mind here for the sake of arguement..... If Jesus is the sun , and we all know too much exposure to the sun gives you skincancer ... combined with the statement that there must be world peace initiated by a US president before 2021 ..... Does that mean that if the US has not conquered the world by 2021 , Jesus will kill us with skincancer for wich we have not been given the cure? hmmmm I could be wrong of course , but to me that's what the summary looked like |
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Einsman Schlegel
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04-23-2006 15:36
The world's gonna end in a month or two anyway.
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Eggy Lippmann
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04-23-2006 17:11
And this, my friends, among so many other things, is why people should be screened and medicated for mental illness.
See also: http://timecube.com/ _____________________
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Spoony Spork
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04-23-2006 17:20
And this, my friends, among so many other things, is why people should be screened and medicated for mental illness. See also: http://timecube.com/ That guy lives near me! And here's another one who lives near me! (my friend does his paycheck!) http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ Moral of this story? The closer to the Equator you get, the more crazy the crazies are. The exception to this rule is NYC  |
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Eggy Lippmann
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04-23-2006 17:44
That guy lives near me! And here's another one who lives near me! (my friend does his paycheck!) http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ This is your brain. This is your brain on LSD Moral of this story? The closer to the Equator you get, the more crazy the crazies are. The exception to this rule is NYC I'll be sure to pass on the message to my brazilian relatives  _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
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04-23-2006 18:50
Holy FUCK!
What about the DNA in my saliva? That can't be the entire answer. I have been stuffing my mouth with paper towels since I read this. I am afraid to drink or eat. I got a pair of pliers out of the garage. I think it might be in my best interest to remove all my teeth to prevent accidentally eating the inside of my mouth. I'm not ready to become a star yet! _____________________
Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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04-24-2006 06:38
That guy lives near me! And here's another one who lives near me! (my friend does his paycheck!) You mean Peter Pan actually has a job? Any idea what it is? |
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Spoony Spork
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04-24-2006 09:05
You mean Peter Pan actually has a job? Any idea what it is? Yes... he's an IT guy for a software company. And yes, he dresses like that for work. Well... not the WHOLE ensamble, and the colors change... but pretty close... |
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
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04-24-2006 09:30
See also: http://timecube.com/ Wow when I went there it reminded me of some absolutely BIZARRE conversations I have had w/ my highly intelligent, but completely nutz, brother  _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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04-24-2006 09:51
And here's another one who lives near me! (my friend does his paycheck!) http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ I think peter is great for having the guts to put up with the ridicule and go ahead and do what he likes. I find it inspiring that some people can stand up to the opressive dictates of conventional society and really be themselves. I wish I had his courage. _____________________
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Victoria Rothschild
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04-24-2006 14:12
I think he's just fruitylicious!
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Spoony Spork
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04-24-2006 14:14
Oh, he's a really nice guy... just completely off his rocker
I'd also never leave my son alone with him... he reminds me a bit too much of Michael Jackson. *edit for Victoia* Nope.. he's not, oddly enough! He has a girlfriend... he just aspires to be bishy, though bishy he is NOT. :/ |
