The Bible is Friction
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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05-23-2006 22:39
Note that the energy loss due to friction of an object such as a book is independent of the verity of its content.  dscuss ~Ulrika~
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Starax Statosky
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05-23-2006 23:10
Thankfully, we have people like you to help lubricate it.
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Torley Linden
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05-23-2006 23:24
apparently TABLES AND CHAIRS WEREN"T GOOD ENOGU!!H!H!
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Edward Mathys
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05-23-2006 23:38
A Little KY Jelly Will Lube It Up Good.
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Cottonteil Muromachi
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05-23-2006 23:38
I find that rubbing certain books on the crotches of some species of camel generates enough energy to cook eggs, regardless of how lubricated the camel is.
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Huns Valen
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05-24-2006 01:52
To: Religion
From: Huns
Re: GTFO
500BC called, they want you to come back and never blight the future again. Thanks in advance.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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05-24-2006 09:05
The bible gave us friction.
~Ulrika~
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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05-24-2006 11:41
Steve Gutenburg popularized friction by rubbing bibles together during Police Academy.
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Rickard Roentgen
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05-24-2006 11:51
the Coeficient of Friction refers to the resistance to movement one object has on another in proportion to the force being excerted perpendicular to the plane of contact between the two objects... Gravity is one such way of applying said force, like say a book laying on a table top. The bible is very heavy reading... you do the math!
There is also the phillisophical pressure applied by the bible and proponents of the bible, which amounts to a resistance to change, which is another sort of friction.
And last but not least, there is a the bible's uncanny ability to create vocal and occasionally violent dissagreement over interpretation, validity, applicability, values, and nature. These dissagreements amount to social friction between two or more groups, occasionally generating enough heat to actually explode.
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Einsman Schlegel
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05-24-2006 12:00
It makes good toilet paper.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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05-24-2006 16:52
From: Einsman Schlegel It makes good toilet paper. And relevent to this thread, is that its pages would provide less friction than the standard fare, which could be either a blessing or a curse. ~Ulrika~
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Marker Dinova
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05-24-2006 20:44
From: Einsman Schlegel It makes good toilet paper. If you say that, it's quite obvious then that you've actually never used some bible paper as toilet paper...
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The difference between you and me = me - you. The difference between me and you = you - me. add them up and we have 2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0 2(The difference between me and you) = 0 The difference between me and you = 0/2 The difference between me and you = 0 I never thought we were so similar 
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Bizzy Weeks
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05-25-2006 04:17
Wow sometimes just as I have faith in the internet as a social aspect, things like this are said. It forces me to run my lady bic across my wrists and cry to the lyrics of 'Yatti'. The very stuplifying fundaments of such babble is considered illegal in 12 states and most asian provininces. That being said I will enlighten you folks with the main point behind a theory that I may eventually publish.
The bible is an acronym.
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
Also it is not sacreligious to use bible pages as rolling paper for the cannibus plant.
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Rickard Roentgen
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05-25-2006 09:55
Suicide is a sin  . Also, and funnily enough, it's religious people that frequently send me screaming for the hills. Anyway, keep the faith (shiver) I'm in the minority, not you. |
