Pixel Slappers' Paradise?
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Madame Maracas
Not who you think I am...
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
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06-22-2006 11:21
Virtual Hottie 2
From: someone Virtual Hottie 2 - Join the Sexual Evolution.
New features announced:
Virtual Hottie 2 will be the first 3d sex game to have multiplayer support.
This added feature will be available in the network version of the game.
People who purchase the pre-order will get a free upgrade to the network version but will still
have to pay $29.95 per month to access the Virtual Hottie Network.
Virtual Hottie 2 will also interface with the Virtual Sex Machine, an electronic device that
will stimulate the user while playing the game.
So SL is free but this provides feedback? The trailer shows some decent looking avies (barely PG trailer), nicely animated water etc.
hehehe
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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06-22-2006 11:32
While their models are nicely textured, I think the "device" they're referring to is probably no more than a vibrator. I swear, if it wasnt for the adult industry, technology would be at a stand-still.  |
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 1,456
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06-22-2006 12:33
I wonder if the vibrator simulates the actual act of cybersex?
The Female version:
Vibrator is already humming when you start the conversation. It lets you know it's ready for use by reporting "a/s/l?" in a window. In under 5 minutes, the vibrator reaches maximum speed, shudders wildly, and then stops. A few seconds later, Windows XP reports that the device has been disconnected. This happens repeatedly until you give up and download porn.
The Male Version:
Blow up doll with vibrating lips. Always appears to be extremely attractive, a "10" if you will. Insert phallous into lips. Lips perform similar behavior to the vibrator, suddenly stopping and reporting as a disconnected device in WinXP. When you look down to see what's wrong, the breasts on the doll have retracted and the lower extremety seems to have grown a penis.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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06-22-2006 12:36
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 1,456
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06-22-2006 12:40
I can foresee a lawsuit from either Morgan Webb or Layla Kayleigh from G4TV because of the uncountable photos of them that will be uploaded for nerdiliscious midnight spanking while watching Midnight Spank.
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
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06-22-2006 13:21
From: Corvus Drake I can foresee a lawsuit from either Morgan Webb or Layla Kayleigh from G4TV because of the uncountable photos of them that will be uploaded for nerdiliscious midnight spanking while watching Midnight Spank. whatever happened to good ole'fashion porn?  |
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Madame Maracas
Not who you think I am...
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
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06-22-2006 15:57
If you take a look at the pdf for Press, they show the device, I don't recall them mentioning the manufacturer of the device. The site seems geared only for straight males interested in screwing women, which, as we have seen in SL, is only a % of the digitally sexually active online community. They're certainly missing out on a huge segment of the population.
And at $30/mo., they can have it! hehehe
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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06-22-2006 16:07
Treehorn:
The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
Dude
Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
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06-22-2006 17:21
Incidentally, I don't want to stop having cybersex manually anyway.
THe day I bought a USB Snoochomatic would be, surely, followed by a night where I'm up late, enjoying my marvel of modern technology, and the combination of moisture in it and the lightning from the storm I hadn't noticed outside makes me acutely aware of the bad, bad idea the Snoochomatic really was.
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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06-22-2006 22:40
I can imagine the calls to Microsoft or Dell, trying to explain to someone you can barely understand how your PC Sex Toy isnt working right. OH! OH! OH!! Better yet!! If we come to the point of just plugging it into our brains, I want the slogan to be "Jack In, Jack Off" |
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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06-23-2006 05:49
Lmao. What can I say, sex/porn=internet.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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06-23-2006 06:00
From: Madame Maracas The site seems geared only for straight males interested in screwing women nuhuh! they also have a girl on girl thing for straight males interested in women screwing women!  |
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Rude Prunes
Registered User
Join date: 9 Apr 2006
Posts: 92
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06-23-2006 07:57
With mobile phones now doing his res photographs this option sounds quite fun. You could be getting 'banged' in someones home right now!  |
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
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06-23-2006 10:26
I wonder what happens if you send them a picture of a horse? A puppy? A Chernobyl victim?
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Ewan Took
Mad Hairy Scotsman
Join date: 5 Dec 2004
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06-23-2006 12:37
From: Corvus Drake I wonder what happens if you send them a picture of a horse? A puppy? A Chernobyl victim? Corvus, I never knew you were so kinky! |
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Vannevar Resistance
gets the future wrong.
Join date: 3 Apr 2006
Posts: 46
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06-23-2006 13:57
Feh. This ain't got nothing SL don't have: I humbly submit to you Slashdong.org and the Free Sex Network. Why yes, this IS how I found out about SL. <Smirks.> |
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
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06-23-2006 14:16
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Barnesworth Anubis
Is about to cry!
Join date: 21 Jun 2004
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06-23-2006 14:49
Since teens cant take off their underwear cant they only get to like second base? |
