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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-07-2005 07:09
Might as well, he might know the answer.
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 07:31
uhh... oO
Blueman Steele
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Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,038
Lies!
11-07-2005 08:16
Lies all lies!

I'll prove it.. ask me somtin'
Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 08:17
From: Blueman Steele
Lies all lies!

I'll prove it.. ask me somtin'


what time is it?
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Blueman Steele
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I dunno
11-07-2005 08:19
See what time zone might you be in... plus when did you actually post, (your time stamp might be off), then there is the delay in my post PLUS the time till you read it and the actual time differences between us!!!


I DON'T KNOW!
Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 08:26
From: Blueman Steele
See what time zone might you be in... plus when did you actually post, (your time stamp might be off), then there is the delay in my post PLUS the time till you read it and the actual time differences between us!!!


I DON'T KNOW!


see, for me it is always 4:20, however, others might find "it's time to get ill" to be more acceptable

also, I could have been referring to a time period

so my quest to drive you completely insane has started in fine form
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Katt Kongo
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Join date: 9 Jun 2005
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11-07-2005 08:37
I'd like to know why Blue is single. He's so HAWT!
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Blueman Steele
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It's the sun's fault
11-07-2005 08:59
single due to timezones....

*blows kiss

or maybe my personal ad needs work

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SHM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any god**n friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please.
Tiara Montale
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Join date: 26 Oct 2005
Posts: 40
11-07-2005 09:15
You are exactly the man for me!!!

Modesty Kent
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Join date: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 16
Omg
11-21-2005 07:06
No one replied to this one???

I'm sure most of us qualify!

HA HA
Lecktor Hannibal
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11-21-2005 07:34
Ok Blue I am suing you for plaigarism. :mad:
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Euterpe Roo
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Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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11-21-2005 09:37
From: Blueman Steele
single due to timezones....

*blows kiss

or maybe my personal ad needs work

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SHM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any god**n friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please.


Have I met you? I am *sure* I met a cutie-pie with a clever sense of humor attempting to pass himself off as Blueman Steele. :D

Well, whoever you are--you forgot groping, women love that stuff. :D
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Rose Karuna
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Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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11-21-2005 11:15
From: Blueman Steele
single due to timezones....

*blows kiss

or maybe my personal ad needs work

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SHM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any god**n friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please.


LOL - That just sounds so inescapably middle aged no matter WHO you are. WTF is is about turning 40 that does this to people anyway?

It does get better after 50 *really*... mostly because you don't give a flying fu*k anymore. :p
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Lecktor Hannibal
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11-21-2005 11:39
From: Rose Karuna

It does get better after 50 *really*... mostly because you don't give a flying fu*k anymore. :p

pfffft, I attained that zen at 35ish. Turning 40 just troweled on a new layer of crust.
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Isablan Neva
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11-21-2005 12:28
The 40's are the best.... old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway and indifferent enough to not give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about you having done it anyway :D
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Maeve Morgan
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11-21-2005 12:31
From: Lecktor Hannibal
pfffft, I attained that zen at 35ish. Turning 40 just troweled on a new layer of crust.


Sounds like showering would help a lot there Leck :D
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Rose Karuna
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Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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11-21-2005 12:31
True zen is when your the seedy 70 year old in the bar that is being flirted with.

/**** sips rum and coke


/*** pokes the cute 40 year old with a stick :D :D

:p
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Lecktor Hannibal
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11-21-2005 12:33
From: Rose Karuna
True zen is when your the seedy 70 year old in the bar that is being flirted with.

/**** sips rum and coke


/*** pokes the cute 40 year old with a stick :D :D

:p

/***watches crust flake off and drift to the sticky floor

/*** slams double JW red

you: your place or mine babeh? :D
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11-21-2005 17:49
From: Lecktor Hannibal
/***watches crust flake off and drift to the sticky floor

/*** slams double JW red

you: your place or mine babeh? :D



:eek: :p
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