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DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 309
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05-27-2006 11:12
I call it the Cheeseburger method of going to the Gym.
Walk out to your car.
Walk past your car.
Walk to the Gym.
Have a cheeseburger somewhere where the people in the Gym can see you.
Enjoy. ( You might get linched at this point) Run off some calories avoiding angry mob.
Walk home enjoying the fact that you didn't pay hundreds of dollars to the gym.
*grins evily*
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Turbo Hand
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Join date: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
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05-27-2006 16:03
That sounds like a lot of work. I'd rather just eat whatever I want and puke it up later.
Just be sure to use a lot of food lube (condiments) to make things easier coming back up.
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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05-27-2006 23:27
One day at the Mall, I saw a car parked in a Handicapped spot (without the handicapped tags or plates). On it was a bumper sticker that read "I <3 Jogging". So, it's ok to jog for exercise, but not ok to walk a distance to go shopping??  |
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Allana Dion
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Join date: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,230
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05-28-2006 02:09
From: Tod69 Talamasca One day at the Mall, I saw a car parked in a Handicapped spot (without the handicapped tags or plates). On it was a bumper sticker that read "I <3 Jogging". So, it's ok to jog for exercise, but not ok to walk a distance to go shopping?? On a good day I would see that and assume that possibly the driver was taking a disabled friend or family member shopping and just forgot or didn't bother with the sticker. On a bad day I'd likely assume the worst too.... who knows. |
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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05-28-2006 10:56
From: DolphPun Somme I call it the Cheeseburger method of going to the Gym.
Walk out to your car.
Walk past your car.
Walk to the Gym.
Have a cheeseburger somewhere where the people in the Gym can see you.
Enjoy. ( You might get linched at this point) Run off some calories avoiding angry mob.
Walk home enjoying the fact that you didn't pay hundreds of dollars to the gym.
*grins evily* But after doing all this, will you still get angry when the people walk out of the gym, look at you and say: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"? |
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DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 309
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05-28-2006 14:05
From: Vares Solvang But after doing all this, will you still get angry when the people walk out of the gym, look at you and say:
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"? Well considering I am skinny as a bean-pole... nope.  The point was this: Get off your butt and go for a walk. Fresh air, Exersize, Sunshine... Believe it or not "Outside" isn't going to kill you. The post was just humorized for your protection. |
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Turbo Hand
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Join date: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
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05-28-2006 14:36
From: DolphPun Somme Well considering I am skinny as a bean-pole... nope. The point was this: Get off your butt and go for a walk. Fresh air, Exersize, Sunshine... Believe it or not "Outside" isn't going to kill you. The post was just humorized for your protection. I am always amazed by these posts telling people to "go outside" as if it was a novel idea. It implies that most people don't go outside. Honestly, is there anyone here who hasn't been outside in the last 2 days? week? month? I'm really really curious. Maybe I will make a poll? |