10 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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03-21-2006 09:50
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 6. Don't use any punctuation. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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03-21-2006 09:50
cute, I posted this a few months ago.
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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03-21-2006 09:51
From: Joy Honey 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." My housemate and I have a deal, I pay all the bills, do a spreadsheet to figure out our shares, and then write him a rent check for the difference. I have never failed to put a different, completely obscene message in the memo field each month 
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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03-21-2006 09:52
From: ZsuZsanna Raven cute, I posted this a few months ago. So sorry, I'm just too lazy to look
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
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03-21-2006 09:53
From: Taco Rubio My housemate and I have a deal, I pay all the bills, do a spreadsheet to figure out our shares, and then write him a rent check for the difference. I have never failed to put a different, completely obscene message in the memo field each month Ha ha, the one I posted before said in the memo "For Sexual Favors"
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
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03-21-2006 09:53
From: Taco Rubio My housemate and I have a deal, I pay all the bills, do a spreadsheet to figure out our shares, and then write him a rent check for the difference. I have never failed to put a different, completely obscene message in the memo field each month and this is why I love you... ...In Accordance With The Prophecy. |
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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03-21-2006 09:56
From: Kendra Bancroft and this is why I love you...
...In Accordance With The Prophecy. "For Salad Tossing" was March.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-21-2006 09:59
From: Taco Rubio "For Salad Tossing" was March. How much was the check for ? 
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
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03-21-2006 10:03
From: Joy Honey 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Hehe, that works with a group of about 5 people standing in front of a fire station testing out the brand new thermal imaging camera too. Stupid people...
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Nolan Nash
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03-21-2006 10:04
11. Read the forums regularly.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-21-2006 10:04
I love to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse. It makes me giggle.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-21-2006 10:11
From: Lecktor Hannibal I love to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse. It makes me giggle. LMAO truly evil <3<3<3
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
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03-21-2006 23:05
Wait! That was only 10 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity! You said there were 10! *counts fingers*
Was that 10 in base 2? ("10" in base 2 is "2", so maybe it's base 10 after all.)
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
Join date: 27 May 2004
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03-22-2006 00:21
my insanity level is dropping! Hurry someone give me a overpriced bottle of sugar water with enough sour skittles in it to make a zombie go blind! On the double! oh wait...what were we talking about?
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
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How to kill time at Walmart
03-22-2006 02:30
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
> when they aren't looking.
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> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
> rooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
> 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
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> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
> can't you people just leave me alone?'
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> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
> your nose.
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> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
> knows where the anti-depressants are.
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> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
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> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> different size funnels.
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> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
> ME! PICK ME!"
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
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> (And last but not least!)
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> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
> then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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