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Wellness Week Funny!

Dismay Wilde
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07-12-2006 08:49
I work in RL for a food service in a building filled with about 3,000 people.
They thought it'd be a good idea to start a Wellness group (which makes no sense seeing they are all overweight AND smoke)
They came into our area and posted a newsletter and one article had this cute lil saying:
From: someone
One french fry is worse for you than one cigarette

NOW..correct me if im' wrong..but ONE fry???
:rolleyes:
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07-12-2006 08:50
it could be the reverse of the "pair of pants" theory
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 08:51
From: Dismay Wilde
NOW..correct me if im' wrong..but ONE fry???
:rolleyes:


You know, fries are the gateway food... it all starts out innocent and all, but then suddenly you find yourself doing heavier food - and more of it too - because that one fry just doesn't do it for you anymore...
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Olympia Rebus
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07-12-2006 08:51
Does it make a difference if you smoke the fry instead of eating it?
Dismay Wilde
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07-12-2006 08:52
This one fry has to have a pound of cheese and gravy LOL
or
It's like those Lay commercials to see if you can eat just one :(
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Mocc Spatula
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07-12-2006 08:52
This is a proven fact. People who smoke french fries are infi-nifty-basquillion times more likely to die of cancer of the absurd. True.

But I've heard you're ok as long as you don't inhale.
Mocc Spatula
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07-12-2006 08:53
From: Billybob Goodliffe
it could be the reverse of the "pair of pants" theory


um.... one pair of pants is worse than you for one cigarette? Hmm... well in certain contexts, yes - I can see that would be true.
Dismay Wilde
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07-12-2006 08:55
:( my pants!
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