"waterboarding." you've heard of it; you may think you know it... "simulated drowning." funny, isn't it? doesn't sound like something that'd scare suspected terrorists... "it's -simulated- drowning!" "what're you doing?" "holding a fish underwater! it's -simulated- drowning!" "yeah... but... it's a -fish!-" "yeah... scary, huh? wanna confess?"
no... no, it's not -simulated- drowning. it's -real- drowning, up to an inch of their lives (as long as the on-site handlers know what they're doing).
"Holding mock executions is banned in international law, yet simulated drowning is specifically intended to persuade subjects that they are about to die.
Known as "waterboarding," forms of simulated drowning have been used to torment prisoners since the Middle Ages. Victims experience an automatic gag reflex and acute terror, quickly and inevitably pleading for the ordeal to end."
http://news.scotsman.com/politics.cfm?id=367282006
no matter the cursory judgement leveled there at that story. read it in your heart. wanna let your father go a round of it? or your son? or your daughter? or your mother?
how about if gwb ever goes up for warcrimes (which he is -very- much considered for already in many parts of the world - parts that, no matter how much you consider irrelevant, -are-?), maybe if he resists, they oughta put him thru a few rounds of "waterboarding"?
after all, it's only "simulated drowning."
thank y'all for following me to the hypothetical edge... gonna be here all week; tip your waitresses...

Bush rewards Abu Ghraib military lawyer with federal judgeship
"William Haynes II, the Pentagon’s general counsel, has been closely involved in shaping some of the Bush administration’s most legally and morally objectionable policies, notably on the use of torture. The last thing he is suited to be is a federal judge, but that is just what President Bush wants to make him. The Senate has been far too willing to rubber-stamp the president’s extreme judicial nominees. But there is reason to hope that strong opposition to Mr. Haynes, including from the military, may block this thoroughly inappropriate choice."
http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/07/bush-rewards-abu-ghraib-military.html



