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Surreal Farber
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11-28-2005 12:36
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/chicken_jacket/"Scientists in Singapore have developed a jacket which can transmit the sense of touch over internet, Reuters reports. Strangely, they have so far restricted themselves to testing the technology on chickens, but hope to "use the same concept to transmit hugs over the internet". Hugs... ummmm .. yeah 
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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11-28-2005 12:39
Wow! Now people can tap each other on the shoulder over the net! 
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Teri LaFollette
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11-28-2005 12:40
or squeeze something...lol (@Y@) 
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Sansarya Caligari
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11-28-2005 12:41
Total SL Population (pre-jacket): 99,000Total SL Population (after jaceket): 9.9 million (of course, this would be in Version 15.8.x
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Chosen Few
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11-28-2005 12:55
What? Just a jacket? No pants?
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Billy Grace
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11-28-2005 13:00
From: Surreal Farber http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/chicken_jacket/"Scientists in Singapore have developed a jacket which can transmit the sense of touch over internet, Reuters reports. Strangely, they have so far restricted themselves to testing the technology on chickens, but hope to "use the same concept to transmit hugs over the internet". Hugs... ummmm .. yeah  You mean to tell us that they are testing this on horny chickens??? Shocking!!! 
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Neehai Zapata
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11-28-2005 13:04
So they are testing chicken choking technology on chickens? I think something got lost in translation.
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Annah Zamboni
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11-28-2005 13:07
If you tap a chicken on the shoulder (do they have shoulders?) do they turn around?
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
Join date: 26 Jan 2004
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11-28-2005 13:07
again, that would have to be pants...not a jacket, but it is funny...this exact idea has been mentioned online in many venues, even yahoo chat rooms, how wonderful it would be to own a sensation suit that could be controlled by someone else....but...i see it now....crime on the internet.....Gang Touching!!!!!!!!! Run!!!! 
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Desmond Shang
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11-28-2005 15:00
So complicated! Could we not simply stimulate the correct centers of the brain for pleasure and pain? While the complexity is reduced, so too would be the lag. Wouldn't it be inconvenient to feel the sensation of touch delayed, especially after you had logged out and perhaps over dinner?
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Krazzora Zaftig
Do you have my marbles?
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11-28-2005 15:03
From: Chosen Few What? Just a jacket? No pants? *cough* already made *cough* at least the pump version for guys and a female version. Can't look right now since working.
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
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11-29-2005 05:02
Ooh hugs! I'll have one of these on me all the time in SL 
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Issarlk Chatnoir
Cross L. apologist.
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
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11-29-2005 05:53
I remember ten or so years ago, they spoke about cybersex already, with devices you attached on your body (ity looked goofy). I think it lacked a platform to really happen, and SL could be it >  Plus it'll be a whole new kind of products. After poseball with naughty animations, enter senseballs and their naughty stimulations. I totally see that in SL 5 years from now.
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Roseann Flora
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11-29-2005 06:01
oh my....lol
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
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11-29-2005 07:47
Chickens need love too....
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Vivianne Draper
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11-29-2005 08:26
somehow i don't think this is going to replace fufme anytime soon
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Canimal Zephyr
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11-30-2005 03:12
LOL why would they try it on chickens? Does this mean we'll have to get a chien in addition to SL & the jacket? i dint even know chickens wear jackets!
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SiRiS Asturias
Chaotic Coder
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11-30-2005 04:30
This thread reminds me of an album title: "Take off your pants & jacket!" No pun intended. LoL 
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Vudu Suavage
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11-30-2005 12:00
From: Desmond Shang So complicated! Could we not simply stimulate the correct centers of the brain for pleasure and pain? While the complexity is reduced, so too would be the lag.
All you need are a bone saw, some electrodes, and a USB cable.
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Azreal Rubio
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12-02-2005 13:09
From: The Register Marvellous. We have no doubt absentee parents and Gary Glitter will find this technology most interesting. Won't somebody think of the children/chickens....... 
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Nyoko Salome
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lol...
12-02-2005 19:09
hot chicken sex!!  lol... the great gonzo would approve, i'm sure!!
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