Rejected US Army Slogans
"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Lurnin''''''''!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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02-02-2006 10:52
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
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Thorne Kaiser
Nice Guy
Join date: 29 Nov 2005
Posts: 132
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02-02-2006 10:57
Airborne!
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MadamG Zagato
means business
Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,402
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02-02-2006 10:59
"All OK Jumpaster!"
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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02-02-2006 10:59
"Beat Up Sailors" "We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will" Dude..... hehe  and where's the making fun of the Air Force????  _____________________
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
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Shadow Keegan
Registered User
Join date: 3 Aug 2004
Posts: 38
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02-02-2006 11:18
The Air Force is too cool to make fun of
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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02-02-2006 11:19
The Air Force is too cool to make fun of LOL!!! _____________________
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
~Ernest Hemingway |
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
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02-02-2006 12:01
"Illegally invading countrys since 2003"
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no u!
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Eboni Khan
Misanthrope
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,133
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02-02-2006 12:11
"All The Grits You Can Eat" Sign me up |
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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02-02-2006 12:13
There was a banner on www.enjoythedraft.com (now defunct) that said
"The Army: It's Just Like X-Box, Only You Die" |
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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02-02-2006 12:14
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
Canni Getta Hellyeah!?! |
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Dark Korvin
Player in the RL game
Join date: 13 Jun 2005
Posts: 769
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02-02-2006 12:24
Everyone's favorite cadences:
Phantom, phantom flying high drop that napalm from the sky. See those kids by the river drop some napalm watch them quiver. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! Phantom, phantom flying high drop that napalm from the sky. See those kids by the lake drop some napalm watch them bake. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! and: Left, right, left, right, left, right KILL, Left, right, left, right, YES I WILL, Going to the grocer, where all the people shop, Pull out a machete, and you begin to CHOP. Left, right, left, right, left, right KILL, Left, right, left, right, YES I WILL, Going to a playground, where all the children play, Pull out an UZI, and you begin to SPRAY. Left, right, left, right, left, right KILL, Left, right, left, right, YES I WILL, Going to a church, where all the people pray, Daisychain some claymores, and BLOW THEM ALL AWAY. Left, right, left, right, left, right KILL, Left, right, left, right, YES I WILL, Going to the North Pole, where Santa makes his toys, Drop some napalm, and watch them BURN! BURN! BURN! These aren't fake. We really did scream them while running in cadence all the time. If people were getting tired and stopped repeating the cadence, these two were sure to get everyone excited again. Well, these and Yellow Bird would get people excited again, but oddly Yellow Bird didn't have as strong an effect. |
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Kathmandu Gilman
Fearful Symmetry Baby!
Join date: 21 May 2004
Posts: 1,418
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02-02-2006 12:28
The Army:
Travel, experience different cultures, meet new and interesting people then kill them. "We do more by 9 am than most people do all day." Yeah, you get up at 4am and scrub toilets. Join the Army and go into combat zones in unarmored vehicles with "Shoot Me" painted on the side. _____________________
It may be true that the squeaky wheel gets the grease but it is also true that the squeaky wheel gets replaced at the first critical maintenance opportunity.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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02-02-2006 12:47
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H" Heh. But without Klinger. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
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02-02-2006 13:00
Here are a few I came up with off the top of my head... hehe
"The most overworked, underpaid job in the world" "We may be underrated but at least we are under appreciated" "Better than a swift kick in the groin" "Got Mud?" _____________________
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 - |
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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02-02-2006 13:04
Join for the MRE's...mmmm tasty
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~Mewz!~
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