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Chronic Skronski

SL Live Musician

Join date: 23 Jun 2006

Posts: 997

09-08-2006 01:17

Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard

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Steve Steed

Premium account

Join date: 2 Sep 2004

Posts: 420

09-08-2006 05:33

lol maybe..

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Wrom Morrison

Validated User

Join date: 15 Apr 2006

Posts: 462

09-08-2006 05:35

Go ahead, be one

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Soleil Mirabeau

eh?

Join date: 6 Oct 2005

Posts: 995

09-08-2006 06:03

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Taco Rubio

also quite creepy

Join date: 15 Feb 2004

Posts: 3,349

09-08-2006 06:09

thank you very much, Poughkeepsie!

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I Wanna Be a Lifeguard
Chronic Skronski SL Live Musician Join date: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 997	09-08-2006 01:17 Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!" A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What's she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I'm getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Sitting on my chair (lifeguard) In the salty air (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Lounging on the deck (lifeguard) Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard) White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard _____________________ A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Steve Steed Premium account Join date: 2 Sep 2004 Posts: 420	09-08-2006 05:33 lol maybe.. _____________________ Second Life is based on the values of tolerance and free expression. Residents are asked to adhere to community standards that are based on the golden rule, but beyond those standards, there are few to no restrictions.
Wrom Morrison Validated User Join date: 15 Apr 2006 Posts: 462	09-08-2006 05:35 Go ahead, be one _____________________ Content creators, please check this feature proposal. The aim of this proposal is to end re-sale rip-offs. (Also benefits freebie makers).
Soleil Mirabeau eh? Join date: 6 Oct 2005 Posts: 995	09-08-2006 06:03 _____________________
Taco Rubio also quite creepy Join date: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 3,349	09-08-2006 06:09 thank you very much, Poughkeepsie! _____________________ From: Torley Linden We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.

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