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Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

06-03-2006 20:21

I got an email from the former first lady of the Phillipines!!

From: someone

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I got your contact address through a reliable source in
my search for a reliable and trustworthy person who will assist me in a
business investment venture
in your country. I am Mrs. LOUISA EJERCITOR ESTRADA, the wife of Mr.
Joseph Estrada the former president of Philippine located in the south
East Asia. My husband was presently impeached from office by a backed
uprising of mass demonstrators and the senate.

During my husband's regime as president of Philippine, I
realized US$21.540 millions of dollars from various contract the
projects I executed successfully.I had planned to invest this money for
my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My
husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now.

Before my husband was impeached from office, I concretely and
secretly deposited this money and declared it computerledger cards with
diplomatic security company that transports valuable goods/consignment
through diplomatic courier service to their offshore offices The
consignments,which are contained in the two trunks, are declared are
owned by my foreign business partners. I wish to discuss how much I
will offer you if you will be willing to assist me claim the money and
invest it in your country. I want to assure you that all modalities are
put in place and it is a risk free transaction. I'm trusting you as a
God fearing person who will not sit on my life saving fund. This
business demands absolute secrecy and confidentiality, thus all
communications for now should be through e-mail because all my phone
lines are connected to the Philippine's telecommunicationnet work
services.

I will furnish you with more details when I receive your positive
response.Expecting your urgent reply through the below email address:
[email]louisaestrada875@yahoo.com[/email]

Thanks.
Best regards,
Mrs. Louisa Ejercitor Estrada

Wonder if I should help this poor woman?

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

nimrod Yaffle

Cavemen are people too...

Join date: 15 Nov 2004

Posts: 3,146

06-03-2006 20:43

Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times!

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"People can cry much easier than they can change."
-James Baldwin

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

06-03-2006 21:17

From: nimrod Yaffle

Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times!

So... you're in with The Donald?

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

06-03-2006 22:25

You shoul put Donald in contact with Ms Estrada, I bet he could help her out.

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From: Bud

I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Ursula Madison

Chewbacca is my co-pilot

Join date: 31 Jul 2004

Posts: 713

06-03-2006 22:57

From: nimrod Yaffle

Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times!

Why would you want to attend his university 4 times?

_____________________

"Huh... did everything just taste purple for a second?" -- Philip J. Fry

Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

Join date: 18 Jun 2003

Posts: 5,948

06-04-2006 00:34

According to the emails I receive I have had some 400 or so relatives die in car or plane crashes in Nigeria. And I have one the British and/or European lottery 16 times!!

I have billions of dollars waiting for me out there!!

_____________________

I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

06-04-2006 22:58

My emails tell me by forwarding the message to everyone on my list THEN Bill Gates himself will send me $$$

That and I need a cure for impotence & obesity, I can buy a house for no money down, and I can make MILLIONS!!!!!!! if I send away for some book.

At least the crap on infomercials works- part of the time.

I love my "Cold Heat" soldering iron.

Nyx Divine

never say never!

Join date: 11 Dec 2004

Posts: 1,052

06-04-2006 23:13

Estrada? Did you say Estrada?

Shit I lived next to their close kin. The Wausau Estrada's.

Tell Ms Estrada that I know her family well and am willing to help old friends....all I need is a routing number

_____________________

Yes Virginia there is an FIC!

If someone shows you who they are.....believe them!

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, because that's where the fruit is!

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

06-04-2006 23:15

I think they all need to go here

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Aodhan McDunnough

Gearhead

Join date: 29 Mar 2006

Posts: 1,518

06-04-2006 23:39

Hilarious.

Name misspelled and wrong title, she's not a Mrs.. Not to mention the grammar is terrible.

Maia Fackler

Registered User

Join date: 4 Apr 2006

Posts: 92

06-05-2006 07:30

Fortune has smiled on you! What a wonderful opportunity Mrs. LOUISA EJERCITOR ESTRADA is offering you! LMAO!

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---Today, I think I am the fly!

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Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	06-03-2006 20:21 I got an email from the former first lady of the Phillipines!! From: someone DEAR SIR/MADAM, I got your contact address through a reliable source in my search for a reliable and trustworthy person who will assist me in a business investment venture in your country. I am Mrs. LOUISA EJERCITOR ESTRADA, the wife of Mr. Joseph Estrada the former president of Philippine located in the south East Asia. My husband was presently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the senate. During my husband's regime as president of Philippine, I realized US$21.540 millions of dollars from various contract the projects I executed successfully.I had planned to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now. Before my husband was impeached from office, I concretely and secretly deposited this money and declared it computerledger cards with diplomatic security company that transports valuable goods/consignment through diplomatic courier service to their offshore offices The consignments,which are contained in the two trunks, are declared are owned by my foreign business partners. I wish to discuss how much I will offer you if you will be willing to assist me claim the money and invest it in your country. I want to assure you that all modalities are put in place and it is a risk free transaction. I'm trusting you as a God fearing person who will not sit on my life saving fund. This business demands absolute secrecy and confidentiality, thus all communications for now should be through e-mail because all my phone lines are connected to the Philippine's telecommunicationnet work services. I will furnish you with more details when I receive your positive response.Expecting your urgent reply through the below email address: [email]louisaestrada875@yahoo.com[/email] Thanks. Best regards, Mrs. Louisa Ejercitor Estrada Wonder if I should help this poor woman? _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
nimrod Yaffle Cavemen are people too... Join date: 15 Nov 2004 Posts: 3,146	06-03-2006 20:43 Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times! _____________________ "People can cry much easier than they can change." -James Baldwin
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	06-03-2006 21:17 From: nimrod Yaffle Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times! So... you're in with The Donald? _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	06-03-2006 22:25 You shoul put Donald in contact with Ms Estrada, I bet he could help her out. _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Ursula Madison Chewbacca is my co-pilot Join date: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 713	06-03-2006 22:57 From: nimrod Yaffle Pssh, I got a personal invitation from Donald Trump to attend his university.... 4 times! Why would you want to attend his university 4 times? _____________________ "Huh... did everything just taste purple for a second?" -- Philip J. Fry
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	06-04-2006 00:34 According to the emails I receive I have had some 400 or so relatives die in car or plane crashes in Nigeria. And I have one the British and/or European lottery 16 times!! I have billions of dollars waiting for me out there!! _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	06-04-2006 22:58 My emails tell me by forwarding the message to everyone on my list THEN Bill Gates himself will send me $$$ That and I need a cure for impotence & obesity, I can buy a house for no money down, and I can make MILLIONS!!!!!!! if I send away for some book. At least the crap on infomercials works- part of the time. I love my "Cold Heat" soldering iron.
Nyx Divine never say never! Join date: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 1,052	06-04-2006 23:13 Estrada? Did you say Estrada? Shit I lived next to their close kin. The Wausau Estrada's. Tell Ms Estrada that I know her family well and am willing to help old friends....all I need is a routing number _____________________ Yes Virginia there is an FIC! If someone shows you who they are.....believe them! Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, because that's where the fruit is!
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	06-04-2006 23:15 I think they all need to go here _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Aodhan McDunnough Gearhead Join date: 29 Mar 2006 Posts: 1,518	06-04-2006 23:39 Hilarious. Name misspelled and wrong title, she's not a Mrs.. Not to mention the grammar is terrible.
Maia Fackler Registered User Join date: 4 Apr 2006 Posts: 92	06-05-2006 07:30 Fortune has smiled on you! What a wonderful opportunity Mrs. LOUISA EJERCITOR ESTRADA is offering you! LMAO! _____________________ Sometimes you're the fly swatter, and sometimes you're the fly. ---Today, I think I am the fly!