Who Here Has Performed On a Sex Tape
|
|
Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
|
03-03-2006 14:18
Because of the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape, I got to wonder how many of us are closet porn stars I'll cop to it, I have videod a few encounters, including with a local celebrity =) Your turn, any tapes out there? I will make the poll anonymous, but I would love to know which ones of you are freaky, so feel free to add your name and confess your freakiness here
_____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. http://forums.secondcitizen.com/
|
|
Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
|
03-03-2006 14:21
From: Mulch Ennui I will make the poll anonymous  (there was no poll when I first posted!) And never 
_____________________
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" ~Ernest Hemingway
|
|
Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
|
03-03-2006 14:29
You shouldn't have made those single choice answers. More than one applied for me so I couldn't really decide which to choose.
_____________________
Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
|
|
ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
|
03-03-2006 14:37
I performed on a sex tape once, but it wasn't very comfortable so I moved it out of the way...
_____________________
~Mewz!~ 
|
|
Rickard Roentgen
Renaissance Punk
Join date: 4 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,869
|
03-03-2006 14:53
From: ZsuZsanna Raven I performed on a sex tape once, but it wasn't very comfortable so I moved it out of the way... :  nicker::
|
|
Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
|
03-03-2006 15:13
From: Mulch Ennui Because of the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape, I got to wonder how many of us are closet porn stars I'll cop to it, I have videod a few encounters, including with a local celebrity =) Your turn, any tapes out there? I will make the poll anonymous, but I would love to know which ones of you are freaky, so feel free to add your name and confess your freakiness here I don't get it - who is surprised that two guys in the music business get laid by four chicks? I'd be surprised if it didn't happen. So what's the big deal anyway? Besides an opportunity to look at four naked chicks? Anyhow - freaky is fun, but recording freaky has a way of doubling back and biting you in the ass, so I'll pass on it - no video's of my freakiness out there (that I know of anyway). .
_____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To 
|
|
Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
|
03-03-2006 15:18
I never faked it! 
_____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
|
|
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
|
03-03-2006 16:18
From: ZsuZsanna Raven I performed on a sex tape once, but it wasn't very comfortable so I moved it out of the way... Performing on a sex tape is so 1989. The modern, 21st Century types perform on their broadband connected computers. Big 21" CRT monitors still have a purpose here. Its still uncomfortable though. 
|
|
Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
|
03-03-2006 17:22
I'm actually Ron Jeremy but usually don't let people know because it is hard keeping all the women away once they know. In Second Life, I can leave my Hollywood crafted stunning good looks and Adonis-like physique behind and have people truly appreciate me for my mind.
|
|
Katt Kongo
M2 Publisher
Join date: 9 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,020
|
03-03-2006 17:30
Pfffft, like I would ever admit to it if I had.
*frantically deletes computer files*
_____________________
The Metaverse Messenger A real newspaper for a virtual world. Now with over 63,000 readers! http://www.metaversemessenger.com
|
|
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
|
03-03-2006 17:34
From: Introvert Petunia I'm actually Ron Jeremy but usually don't let people know because it is hard keeping all the women away once they know. In Second Life, I can leave my Hollywood crafted stunning good looks and Adonis-like physique behind and have people truly appreciate me for my mind. hehee you *do* know what it is Ron Jeremy can do to himself, right? 
_____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
|
|
Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 414
|
03-03-2006 18:29
From: Introvert Petunia I'm actually Ron Jeremy but usually don't let people know because it is hard keeping all the women away once they know. In Second Life, I can leave my Hollywood crafted stunning good looks and Adonis-like physique behind and have people truly appreciate me for my mind. ' Then why were you so chunky on the Surreal Life? Did you let yourself go? You are setting a very low standard for aspiring male porn stars. Get big and rich and then let your big ol' belly hang out over your ...... 
|
|
Edav Roark
Bounty Hunter
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 569
|
03-03-2006 18:32
From: Joy Honey hehee you *do* know what it is Ron Jeremy can do to himself, right?  I'm not sure he can even do that any more with the gut that guys got
|
|
Moss Talamasca
Serpent & Thistle
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 367
|
03-03-2006 18:32
From: Joy Honey hehee you *do* know what it is Ron Jeremy can do to himself, right?  Hint: they call him "The Hedgehog".
|
|
Jonas Pierterson
Dark Harlequin
Join date: 27 Dec 2005
Posts: 3,660
|
03-03-2006 18:48
dunno.. does the tape want oral or anal, and does it have what I need to perform on it? edit: From: someone I'm not sure he can even do that any more with the gut that guys got hes said in an interview he can, just can't get as much anymore..
_____________________
Good freebies here and here I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy
|
|
Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
|
03-03-2006 20:04
I dearly wish you'd set the poll to show who voted what so we'd know who would suddenly see a huge rise in their popularity. Besides, I heard the Herald needed a new front page story for next week. P2
|
|
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
|
03-03-2006 20:06
From: ZsuZsanna Raven I performed on a sex tape once, but it wasn't very comfortable so I moved it out of the way... Doh! She beat me to it!!  But yes- My fiance & I have made a tape while we were in Connecticut last year, but the lighting was SO horrible we almost look like Silouhettes. Found out later she made an "up close" recording by herself while I was out. The tape is erased, but I saved it all as a Quicktime Movie  Had to Erase the tape before I handed the camera back over to my parents. Imagine if they watched it!!! 
_____________________
really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
|
|
MadamG Zagato
means business
Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,402
|
03-03-2006 20:24
"I want PROOF that it's been destroyed!" 
|
|
Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
|
03-03-2006 20:32
From: MadamG Zagato "I want PROOF that it's been destroyed!"  you dont know the trouble that phrase causes NOT FUNNY!!!
_____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. http://forums.secondcitizen.com/
|
|
MadamG Zagato
means business
Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,402
|
03-03-2006 20:59
From: Mulch Ennui you dont know the trouble that phrase causes NOT FUNNY!!! You're telling me!?!?!?! That's some messed up **** aint it? 
|
|
Osemab Kothari
I'm Just Ose
Join date: 13 Oct 2003
Posts: 110
|
03-03-2006 21:43
Yes, more than 1 partner! Does that make me a whore? 
_____________________
~ I love Rik. He means so much to me. ~
|
|
Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
|
03-03-2006 21:53
From: Joy Honey hehee you *do* know what it is Ron Jeremy can do to himself, right?  Actually I had no idea, but have gotten the gist of it from the rest of the posts. Please excuse me, I may be gone for a couple of weeks, ummmm..... working on my tax returns, yep, tax returns, uh-huh.....
|