Now, see hear people.. It's not like I think them Christians are scumbags... But between you and me, them Christians are scumbags!
Now see, this isn't me slagging off the Christians, my post is well meaning an' all. I'm just here to say that a few people are scumbags, and all of them are Christians. Eh? Eh? See wot I mean? Eh?
Now see, this aint wone of those criticizing posts cause I'm a saint me, I just wuldn't. But them Christians, they is trying to deny our children access to school, and the other day a Christian ate a child two states over. Yessir, ate the child up.
But I'm not sayin' Christians aren't good. I'm just sayin' everyone whose a Christian is a scumbag, see. And they is all crazy for their thinkings cause their bible is just crazy talk.
But see, this aint an attack on the Christians, cause I respect their rights to be crazy idiot loser scumbags who just won't shut it bout their 'bible' and follow MY (correct) beliefs.
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10-12-2005 15:48
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10-12-2005 16:16
I have but one possible response.
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10-12-2005 16:19
Cute post. It is not however, satire.
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10-12-2005 16:29
It is fully 1.0 compliant with this definition of Satire
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10-12-2005 16:31
Curiosity. What did you think Satire was?
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10-12-2005 16:34
I know what satire is.
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10-12-2005 16:34
Why is it not satire? Please explain.
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10-12-2005 16:39
Would you like for me to rewrite your post as satire? I'll work on it and get back to you.
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10-12-2005 16:40
Mah son done went off ta school in California and I'm worried cuz I don't want him to end up some kinda homosexual or godless heathen. In fact I think we oughta just let that whole coast float right off into the ocean, God willin'. They wanna say we came from fish, let's see if they can swim. They don't got no respect fer noone else but their own dang selves, so I think they should (pardon my parlay voo fransay) all just go straight to Hades. Cuz that's where they belong. They even wanna get rid of God in the pledge. Hear that? God! God who built this country, who led our ancesters to this land and helped them raise it up from nothing and civilize it. I think they're all fornicatin' with the devil, that's wot I think. But they wouldna knowed what you'sa talkin' about if you were to say that to them. They don't even know the meanin' of the word "faith," so how could they even understand that the Devil's invadin America through them? The Devil's all around, the facts prove this, but they just don't wanna see but their own dang beliefs.
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Mah son done went off ta school in California and I'm worried cuz I don't want him to end up some kinda homosexual or godless heathen. In fact I think we oughta just let that whole coast float right off into the ocean, God willin'. They wanna say we came from fish, let's see if they can swim. They don't got no respect fer noone else but their own dang selves, so I think they should (pardon my parlay voo fransay) all just go straight to Hades. Cuz that's where they belong. They even wanna get rid of God in the pledge. Hear that? God! God who built this country, who led our ancesters to this land and helped them raise it up from nothing and civilize it. I think they're all fornicatin' with the devil, that's wot I think. But they wouldna knowed what you'sa talkin' about if you were to say that to them. They don't even know the meanin' of the word "faith," so how could they even understand that the Devil's invadin America through them? The Devil's all around, the facts prove this, but they just don't wanna see but their own dang beliefs. +++++ Oh, such wit. v_v All else aside, I have to respect a fair comeback Good play |
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10-12-2005 16:57
All else aside, I have to respect a fair comeback Good play This thread hinges on the following: Yosemite Sam == The personification of stupidity to the British.  _____________________
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10-12-2005 17:00
The thread is all a good bit of fun, but it does make a good point. A fair few people have been saying "I'm not here to criticize Christians", and then doing exactly that. That's why this is satire. It's mocking of the thread this thread's name so closely resembles, in the hope it will trigger change in people to pipe down criticising Christians, while swearing blind that's not what they're doing.
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10-12-2005 17:09
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The thread is all a good bit of fun, but it does make a good point. A fair few people have been saying "I'm not here to criticize Christians", and then doing exactly that. That's why this is satire. It's mocking of the thread this thread's name so closely resembles, in the hope it will trigger change in people to pipe down criticising Christians, while swearing blind that's not what they're doing. You can laugh at this thread, as long as you get the message underneath. I've been in the middle of a dozen or so similar forum debates over the last year, or so. What has become abundantly clear to me is that it's fundamental to human nature for people to commit the fundamental attribution error. In these more recent threads, I've seen the same players recite the same old tired position statements (on both sides), all the while failing to listen. So, I finally get it - you just can't change people. Perhaps our energies could be better spent sowing seeds of good will. *cough* *cough* WTH did I just say? Blast it all, go for the jugular! Let's see some blood! </sarcasm> _____________________
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10-12-2005 22:42
*birps after eating a child* mmm... taste like chicken!
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10-13-2005 00:25
I've been in the middle of a dozen or so similar forum debates over the last year, or so. What has become abundantly clear to me is that it's fundamental to human nature for people to commit the fundamental attribution error. In these more recent threads, I've seen the same players recite the same old tired position statements (on both sides), all the while failing to listen. So, I finally get it - you just can't change people. Perhaps our energies could be better spent sowing seeds of good will. *cough* *cough* WTH did I just say? Blast it all, go for the jugular! Let's see some blood! </sarcasm> You're right, it was all in my head. Let the Christian bashing begin, you fat assed American (hey, if it's open season on me, then yeah, let the blood flow) Not that I want to criticise americans you understand. |
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