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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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02-08-2006 14:32
if you were John Wayne Bobbitt? Man, If I were this guy, I'd be a priest by now. :p

Bobbitt cleared of battering wife No. 3

Divorce should be final in a few days, her lawyer says

Wednesday, February 8, 2006; Posted: 2:20 p.m. EST (19:20 GMT)


John Wayne Bobbitt acknowleges he has a pattern of domestic trouble.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- A man whose domestic troubles gained notoriety when his then-wife cut off his penis in 1993 has again been acquitted of domestic battery.

John Wayne Bobbitt, 38, acknowledged a pattern of domestic trouble after Las Vegas Municipal Court Judge Toy Gregory ruled that Bobbitt's estranged wife, Joanna Ferrell, had not been injured.

"I've always had a problem with judgment, particularly when it comes to women," Bobbitt said. (no shit)

He was convicted in February 2003 of battery involving Ferrell, prompting a northern Nevada judge to revoke his probation and send him to prison for his role in a 1999 store theft.

Bobbitt was acquitted of a domestic violence charge in Las Vegas stemming from an August 2004 incident involving Ferrell and her teenage son.

Ferrell, Bobbitt's third wife, accused him of hurting her when he pushed her to the ground during arguments at home September 14 and outside his moving company job September 17 in an industrial section of Las Vegas.

Bobbitt denied pushing Ferrell. He filed for divorce in late September, and his lawyer, Barry Levinson, said Wednesday the divorce should be final within days.

Bobbitt gained fame when his first wife, Lorena, cut off his penis at their apartment in Manassas, Virginia. She was found innocent by reason of insanity after arguing that Bobbitt abused her.

He had a brief career as a porn star and moved from Virginia to Nevada after surgery to reattach his penis. He has worked at a brothel, as a bartender and as a tow truck driver.
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-08-2006 14:36
Most of us find out we're gay before then.

:D

Sooooooo j/k. I don't want this guy on our team either :p

On a serious note... Yeah. I've noticed some people of all genders and persuasions just have *no* luck or skill at picking partners. It seems like you get people who will go through their entire life moving from one person to another because they simply cant find a common grounds for compatability with any of them. It's sad.
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Gabe Lippmann
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02-08-2006 14:37
Would you get involved with a guy whose previous relationship resulted in the woman feeling like she had to remove his mojo and toss it out of a moving vehicle?
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Joy Honey
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02-08-2006 14:44
I'd have more trouble trusting him than the women he gets involved with - seems to have quite a history there (plus a very expensive lawyer).
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Rose Karuna
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02-08-2006 14:52
From: Joy Honey
I'd have more trouble trusting him than the women he gets involved with - seems to have quite a history there (plus a very expensive lawyer).


Poor Impulse Control?
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Joy Honey
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02-08-2006 14:53
From: Rose Karuna
Poor Impulse Control?


Probably.. or he could just be an asshat :D
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Gabe Lippmann
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02-08-2006 15:04
It's a sad, sad fact that I have seen the adult film JWB made post penectomy. :eek:
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Mulch Ennui
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02-08-2006 17:40
From: Gabe Lippmann
It's a sad, sad fact that I have seen the adult film JWB made post penectomy. :eek:


i saw BOTH uncut and frankenpenis

Lemmy and Ron Jeremy were in Uncut I think (Lemmy found the cut off dong in the reinactment)

the funny thing was it didnt work very well at all in the first one, and I remember in one scene this woman was screaming like she was being murdered and you could see his broken down thing folded in half, not functioning

the funny part: i heard he got that chick pregnant

how the hell do you get a porn star pregnent with as broken pecker?
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Katt Kongo
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02-09-2006 04:49
From: Gabe Lippmann
Would you get involved with a guy whose previous relationship resulted in the woman feeling like she had to remove his mojo and toss it out of a moving vehicle?


I dunno. Ask my ex-husband's wife.



:rolleyes:
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