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Sometimes we don't know we offend others
Kevn Klein
God is Love!
Join date: 5 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,422
11-29-2005 11:55
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Kurgan Asturias
Apologist
Join date: 9 Oct 2005
Posts: 347
11-29-2005 21:36
Wouldn't flagellate have been more appropriate, so as not to offend anyone? ;)
Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
11-29-2005 22:00
I get offended by the Letter "C"

*shakes fist* :mad:
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Kurgan Asturias
Apologist
Join date: 9 Oct 2005
Posts: 347
11-29-2005 22:14
From: Lianne Marten
I get offended by the Letter "C"

*shakes fist* :mad:
Interestingly, my post did not have one of those in it. Did you do that on purpose? :)

Dang it, did it again (save for your quote)...
Ulrika Zugzwang
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Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
11-29-2005 22:43
God does not exist.

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AJ DaSilva
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Posts: 1,993
11-30-2005 00:00
From: Kurgan Asturias
Wouldn't flagellate have been more appropriate, so as not to offend anyone? ;)
:confused:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flagellate
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Kurgan Asturias
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Posts: 347
11-30-2005 00:25
From: AJ DaSilva
:confused:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flagellate
That is what I get for letting the spell check correct with its own choice of words huh? Should have been flatulent emissions...

I depend WAY too much on spell check :)

Do over:

From: someone
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the flatulent emissions. I mean I flatulently emit all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My flatulent emissions do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I flatulently emit all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've flatulently emitted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my flatulent emissions?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
11-30-2005 08:33
From: Lianne Marten
I get offended by the Letter "C"

*shakes fist* :mad:


"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
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JackBurton Faulkland
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Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-30-2005 08:34
I am offended that people are offended.
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
11-30-2005 11:45
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me.


That is true...

Ok "C" is fine now.

But don't get me started on the number 35...
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Logan Bauer
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11-30-2005 11:57
From: JackBurton Faulkland
I am offended that people are offended.


I am offended at your response's lack of the following terminology : "Roundhouse Kick", "Chuck Norris", and "Waffle-haus".
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Kris Ritter
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Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
11-30-2005 12:06
Sometimes we know that we offend others, too. I know most every time I post I offend someone out there. But it doesn't bother me enough to stop :p
Krazzora Zaftig
Do you have my marbles?
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 649
11-30-2005 12:13
I'm offended by you breathing.
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Kris Ritter
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11-30-2005 12:19
From: Krazzora Zaftig
I'm offended by you breathing.


I held my breath when I posted.
Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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11-30-2005 12:19
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me.


C can connote carbs. Consume cookies carefully!
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Krazzora Zaftig
Do you have my marbles?
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
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11-30-2005 12:41
From: Kris Ritter
I held my breath when I posted.


You're still alive...not long enough. :p
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Elspeth Withnail
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Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 317
11-30-2005 19:51
From: Gabe Lippmann
C can connote carbs. Consume cookies carefully!


Cookies are a sometimes food.