Help Please

I could use some help.

I am afraid you're going to have to be light years more specific than that.

P2

I can't. It's a secret.

http://help.com/

Top of the Queue last I checked:

raccoon with a punctured lung was a good guess but not quite it.

Can't help you if you don't say what you need help with.

I said it was a secret.

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?

You could do helpful things at random. If enough people took that approach for a long enough period of time, it just might work.

Oh by the way, my raccoon asked me to pass his thanks on to Ananda.

Help sometimes comes from the strangest places, just in the nick of time. So says my raccoon.

Eat something, take a nap or put on a sweater...that covers all the bases! Hungry ,tired, or cold...besides that..there are not big problems!!

Yes. You DO need help.

i do helpful stuff all the time, are we there yet? 8D

Yes, that's somewhat the point I why trying to make.

It's nice to have one's views confirmed by others.

From my observation, the help you have given to date has been directed at people other than me.

If this pattern of helping people who aren't me continues - well, the consequences are too dire for me to think of.

So I won't. I'll just sit here not thinking of all the problems I might have in life that might have been prevented with just a bit of help from onionpencil .

Onionpencil might, in some potential future, have warned me of a washed out bridge on the road ahead, but since she was busy helping other people, not me, there I might go , sailing to my doom...

That's the sort of thing I'm not going to think of.

You could try talking to this guy:

http://www.drkerley.com/avatartherapy.html

(it's only $100 an hour)

That is an even better example of the sort of thing of which I will not think.

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Alternate response: I tried http://www.drkerley.com/avatartherapy.html . He referred me to this forum.

Did your mum hurt herself?

http://www.wellingtonfreeambulance.org.nz/Files/I-need-help.jpg

That's a cute link.

That link in a previous post to help.com - that site was sad.

No doubt it has its share of funny stuff but the ones that were showing when I looked were pretty sad. I hope those folks got the help they needed quickly.

My mom did indeed need help, and I guess really she needed to help herself.

Some things don't work out like they ought to.

well, if you should show up at the shelter, that's where i do my best helping, perhaps some of it will help you too 8D lol

Ah ha, the old "help in the dark" gambit.

That said, I have helped you a lot. That said, how do you know I have helped you a lot? That said, I would like to use some random punctuation marks:

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That said, I wish I hadn't.

Is this what you wanted to know?

Perhaps you have simply become too enamoured of a certain sect. Might I suggest you try switching your allegiance to the Lions or Kiwanis, perhaps...?

That might help.

I had a friend go through a similar dark patch a few years ago when he found that, almost without realising, he had developed an irrational and all-consuming love for farm machinery.

Months of therapy finally cured him of his obsessive devotion to John Deere. He's a lot happier now that he's an ex-tractor fan.

/me faints.

And to think, a certain buisness girl used to only charge $1000L per hour for companionship and instruction in Asian culture, among other things . Now I realize what a bargain that was.

I was going to suggest '42', but I think your problems are deeper than this.

Try going to the Selador Gallery (see it in Find), where you will find to the left of the entrance an Oracle. Make sure you have sound enabled, and I am sure that you will find what you are seeking.