I love Taco(s).... or ... this doesn't end well.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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04-27-2006 15:19
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
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04-27-2006 15:23
Awwww  I thought this was going to be about our fellow forum poster, Taco. You tricked me. ... or was it about him, afterall???
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Broadly offensive.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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04-27-2006 15:26
From: Lorelei Patel Awwww I thought this was going to be about our fellow forum poster, Taco. You tricked me. ... or was it about him, afterall??? 
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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04-27-2006 15:30
I was a cyber virgin until I read that. Next time, post a warning, Leck.  <plugs ears and toddles away> Chuly chuly choo la la la
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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04-27-2006 15:31
Typical. LL wasting development time and expense on niceties while serious issues go unresolved. 
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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04-27-2006 15:53
From: Lorelei Patel Awwww I thought this was going to be about our fellow forum poster, Taco. You tricked me. ... or was it about him, afterall??? Taco is my favorite latina gang member. His drag queen gang, known as Las Putas Locas de Orange County are feared throughout the entire land.
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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04-27-2006 17:35
AIIIEEEEE!!!! MY EYESZ!!! MAH VURJUN EYEZ!!!!!!! Thou hast corrupted mine pure, yea, mine undefiled spirit.  P2
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Nepenthes Ixchel
Broadly Offended.
Join date: 6 Dec 2005
Posts: 696
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04-27-2006 18:59
The moral of the story is that everyone engaging in cybersex should pretend to be a hermaphrodite. Then you never need to worry about grabbing a bit that doesn't exist.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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04-27-2006 19:21
I'm just curious to know which of them was Leck
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From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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04-27-2006 20:18
From: Zuzu Fassbinder I'm just curious to know which of them was Leck Both of them. Cybering with his alt is the only way Leck knows how to masturbate. P2 |
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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04-27-2006 22:13
Taco and Leck:  |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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04-28-2006 06:47
Ya'll are sick.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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04-28-2006 07:05
From: Lecktor Hannibal Ya'll are sick. /ARs Lecktor for posting our chatlog in forums.
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 1,456
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04-28-2006 07:25
I have some better ones. Will post shortly 
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I started getting banned from Gorean sims, so now I hang out in a tent called "Fort Awesome".
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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04-28-2006 10:26
Dammit Leck, I told you, no more cybering with Taco!
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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04-28-2006 10:28
From: www.Bash.org <anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) <anamexis> :< |
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Ziekling Bunnyhug
Registered User
Join date: 18 Dec 2005
Posts: 31
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04-28-2006 12:06
I lol'd. ;P
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