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Suggestions for Microsoft's new multicultural line of products.
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
01-07-2006 16:22
Is Vista a future doorway to branding Microsoft in a more multicultural way? Post your suggestions for ways they could go about this.
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How about...

Microsoft FIESTA!

This would be a partnership with Adobe and would include their line of products on the installation. It would have southwestern arroyo clay desktops and the intro music would be a mariachi band. The EXCLAMATION sound would be La Cucaracha, as played on a car horn. The MS WORD helpers would be pinata versions of the current ones. The system clock would be a cascarone you could move anywhere on the desktop, but you have to break it open in a shower of confetti in order to see the time.
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Bertha Horton
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Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
01-07-2006 21:16
"Microsoft Siesta" sounds more like them.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
01-07-2006 21:46
Microsoft Hummus. The animal-friendly OS.
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kornation Bommerang
cant spell, wont spell
Join date: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 125
01-08-2006 03:23
how about microsoft 'this is totally bug free and has no holes whatsoetver'?

or microsoft 'hey what else you gonna use?'

i got it! microsoft monstrosity!
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Introvert Petunia
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Join date: 11 Sep 2004
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¡Ay, Clippito!
01-08-2006 04:58
OMGZ, re-themeing Clippy is just the sort of revolutionary thinking that brought us Bob. O, brave new world!