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Canadas Forbidden Porn List
Mulch Ennui
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Join date: 22 May 2005
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02-08-2006 11:33
From: thesmokinggun.com
FEBRUARY 7--Every six months or so, we like to check in with Canada's Border Services Agency, the governmental body responsible for halting the importation of obscene and objectionable material (in the form of books, CDs, videos, etc.). In quarterly reports, customs agents with Canada's strict Prohibited Importations Unit provide a detailed account of titles that have been judged admissible or prohibited. Released today, the most recent Border Services list, which covers the final three months of 2005, shows that more titles were barred than allowed entry into Canada (an excerpt from that "Admissible and Prohibited Titles" compendium can be found below). Those rejected for importation included the DVDs "Give Me Gape #2," "Horny Hot Dog," and "Tonsil Train 3." Among the productions deemed acceptable for Canadian eyes were "Total Access--Yes I'm Catholic," "Uncle You So Big," and "My Sister's A Sex Dwarf!"


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0207061canada1.html

Post your favorite banned titles from the list!!!!!!

Schoolgirls Dog: Animal Lovers 15 BANNED
South of the Border 4: Atrocities BANNED
Pigs at the Troff BANNED
Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed #6" BANNED
Hold Every Drop, then Swap BANNED
Barnyard Bondage 2 BANNED
Animal Passion: Chubby Dogfucker BANNED
My Brother's got a Big Dick ALLOWED
Extreme Electric Whipping ALLOWED


Also worth noting is Canada does not seem to welcome Nina Hartley. Any Nina fans have any idea why? I thought she was rather mainstream...
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Burke Prefect
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02-08-2006 12:42
.... who the fuck still buys DVDs?
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Chance Abattoir
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02-08-2006 14:12
Ok, I just read the product description for Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed #6" and am baffled as to why it is banned. I'd want to throw up if I saw a woman drinking THAT much semen, but it's not like she's abusing animals or anything.
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Joy Honey
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02-08-2006 14:16
Too damn many pages for my short attention span to read - anyone have the Cliff's Notes?
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Cliffy Palmerstone
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02-08-2006 14:35
From: Joy Honey
Too damn many pages for my short attention span to read - anyone have the Cliff's Notes?


Sure - I'll watch them and take notes :D
Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed #6 sounds intriguing :eek:
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Mulch Ennui
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02-08-2006 17:11
From: Chance Abattoir
Ok, I just read the product description for Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed #6" and am baffled as to why it is banned.


now I know what you want for Christmas

we should do a showing of these flicks in SL for all our Canadian friends who like horsefucking but are deprived
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Ordinal Malaprop
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02-08-2006 17:13
depraved but deprived
Chance Abattoir
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02-08-2006 17:27
From: Mulch Ennui
now I know what you want for Christmas

we should do a showing of these flicks in SL for all our Canadian friends who like horsefucking but are deprived


I didn't see horsefucking as a feature of that flick. ::??::
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Mulch Ennui
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02-08-2006 17:42
From: Chance Abattoir
I didn't see horsefucking as a feature of that flick. ::??::


i was just making a joke generalization based on the contents of that list, as the majority of the banned things dealt with livestock or "too young"

and no one likes jokes about pedophilia
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