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Misinterpreted Headlines

Turbo Hand
Registered User
Join date: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
07-03-2006 10:10
This is my misinterpreted headline of the day.

Crack found in external tank foam
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/index.html

When I first read it I was wonderng how in hell drugs got into the space shuttle tank?
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-04-2006 11:19
Man who urinated on National War Memorial being probed

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=757e88a3-2669-4468-9cc9-ae5c630acc9e&k=3607
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Ravanne Sullivan
Pole Dancer Extraordinair
Join date: 10 Dec 2005
Posts: 674
07-04-2006 11:51
From: Joy Honey


I am so glad I wasn't drinking somethig when I read this.
Rusholme Malone
Banned
Join date: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 196
07-04-2006 12:28
Not a headline, but a passage:

From: BBC
Argentina's unused substitute Leandro Cufre was shown a red card for kicking Germany's Per Mertesacker in the melee.


Ouch.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/argentina/5135996.stm
Devlin Gallant
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Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
07-05-2006 11:47
I misheard a radio advertisement the other day. I coulda SWORN they said, "INSULT your doctor." :eek:
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onionpencil Musashi
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
07-05-2006 12:11
there was one on yahoo the other day along the lines of 'israel forces mass on ....'

being sleepy, first i thought what kind of mass? cancerous?

then i thought- mass? aren't they jewish?

then i woke up and realised forces were GATHERING. ohhhhhhh

yes, i felt dumb. 8D