Login issues

I would ASSUME i spoke to a linden when i called the support number and just to let you all know its a Database sever issue that is causing most of the issues. I understand we all pay or have paid whatever but sometimes computers are dumber than we human wish they were. They are not capable of fixing themselves. They are working on the issue and well thats about all they can really say hehe. Don't blow anything up because you cant login i know its frustrating. I am sitting out of SL same as quite a few of you others are. maybe someone could hand out pizza or cookies and milk while we wait