For the love of god please sort out teleporting...

OK, this is ridiculous now. I'm still finding myself turning into a woman on teleporting, or teleporting to a great blue void, or teleporting without attachments turning back up etc. etc. etc. etc.

In addition if I teleport with attachments and actually manage to get to where I'm going in one piece, my FPS drops through the floor and everything goes clunky. Resolution to this? Relog. I mean seriously, this is not good at all.

It's a fundamental part of the system and it's just so fundamentally @#$!ing not working properly.

Wasn't 1.5.7 supposed to make this easier? Or am I just being delusional to think that it will get better rather than worse.

i just walk everywhere to avoid the problem.

seriously though the same stuff happens to me pretty often other than turning into a woman. not fun.

I try to log in and it gets to "precaching" then boots me off!!!! If anyone knows how to resolve this issue, can you email me at [email]teeber1964@comcast.net[/email]

*falls out of his chair in utter hysterics* I'm sorry, I dunno why, but the whole time I read the initial post, I couldn't get the image of that scene from Spaceballs out of my head... where they teleport him just one room over, and his head is on backwards LMAO. As far as the turning into a woman... yeah, I've had it happen... also sometimes when I try and go into appearance "too quickly", I suddenly sprout breasticles. Soooo... anyways. *falls over again giggling like an idiot*

As far as the one post about walking everywhere... yes, I will say now, I've only been in SL a bit over a month, so pardon the n00bness... how do you get from one region to another? Is there a way to walk beyond borders and into the new regions I've just totally overlooked somewhere? o.O

The reason why you see breasts are because the default avatar is in fact female. You are seeing this because the computer screen isn't loading the body fast enough for you NOT to see it. I about freaked the other day when a friend logged in with breasts and then changed to himself. In an ideal siutation, NO lag, etc., you would not see this because it would render faster than you rez, however; lately, everything everywhere is lagged and so you notice these things. If you would like to play with your avie, go to the menu in debug where it says for rendering to restore default avatar settings. You will become a girl.

Freaky, but true, we are all females deep down inside. lol. So get in touch with your feminine side

It was Gwyneth Llewelyn who first told me the story of the "Ruth", like the Biblical Eve.

Well the reason teleports do not work as well as they should is because the miffy mip accelerators are not interlacing properly with the positron stream in the juffu-wup dimension, possibly due to a hyper-magnetic interchange interference caused by people lacking taste in cloths and small dogs.

The only possible solution would be to get LindenLabs to arrange for a really big Hippo to sit in the server room for 8 days and 8 nights, during which the admin console log-in sequence must include the following Spathi prayer, that is to be recited each morning: "Oh God. Please don't let me die today! Tomorrow would be SO much better".