LindenLabs has SO MANY servers on the grid, bringing them offline takes forEVER. So starting a 5am SLT they are calling to Residents to help bring everything to a screeching halt!
Normally they would summon Chuck Norris to kick the grid and take it offline, and do the maintainence and updates while it's unconcious. But Chuck Norris is busy here in Texas saving Ms. Kayhill from wildfires.
So... break out the nukes, physics killers, hoochie hair, ZX4s, and giant towers of dominos and get set to TAKE THIS MOTHER DOWN!
Where: Newcomb Sandbox
When: 5am SLT Weds
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Burke Prefect
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03-14-2006 15:52
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-14-2006 15:59
LindenLabs has SO MANY servers on the grid, bringing them offline takes forEVER. So starting a 5am SLT they are calling to Residents to help bring everything to a screeching halt! Normally they would summon Chuck Norris to kick the grid and take it offline, and do the maintainence and updates while it's unconcious. But Chuck Norris is busy here in Texas saving Ms. Kayhill from wildfires. So... break out the nukes, physics killers, hoochie hair, ZX4s, and giant towers of dominos and get set to TAKE THIS MOTHER DOWN! *pulls out his warhead* *starts the time* 5... 4... Oh... hey, are you sure... 3.. this is what they.. 2.. want us.. 1.. to.. *KABOOM!* _____________________
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
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03-14-2006 16:02
This reminds me of the time local law enforcement rented the convention center. They sent out free prize notifications to people with outstanding arrest warrants, all they had to do was go to the convention center to claim their prize. Of course, the only prizes were silver bracelets.
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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03-14-2006 16:05
This reminds me of the time local law enforcement rented the convention center. They sent out free prize notifications to people with outstanding arrest warrants, all they had to do was go to the convention center to claim their prize. Of course, the only prizes were silver bracelets. Yeah. |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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03-14-2006 16:26
I have oft wondered what would happen if I put a splody cow in every peice of a splody cow.....
One day LL may let me try that experiment _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
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03-14-2006 19:34
This thread is closed for Linden Review.
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Robin Linden
Linden Lifer
Join date: 25 Nov 2002
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03-14-2006 20:15
Bringing down the grid is a violation of the Terms of Service. At the risk of sounding humorless, please don't even think about it.
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