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How long is a "shortly"

Starbuckk Steinbeck
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04-30-2006 17:54
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Ok so its been four hours. So we know that a "shortly" in LL time is longer than a few hours. So how long exactly is a "shortly"? Is it shorter than forever? Is it longer than a "quickly"?

Maybe a "shortly" is less than a day. Longer than awhile. Shorter then long? No idea.

But four hours ain't shortly in MY book!
Luciftias Neurocam
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04-30-2006 17:59
From: Starbuckk Steinbeck
Ok so its been four hours. So we know that a "shortly" in LL time is longer than a few hours. So how long exactly is a "shortly"? Is it shorter than forever? Is it longer than a "quickly"?

Maybe a "shortly" is less than a day. Longer than awhile. Shorter then long? No idea.

But four hours ain't shortly in MY book!



It's exactly four more minutes from the moment you wrote this. I promise.
Coyote Seattle
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04-30-2006 18:01
Looks like they messed up a few words in that.
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Torley Linden
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04-30-2006 18:02
I have a short attention span, so I'll be hyper here.

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Benny Tandino
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04-30-2006 18:06
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I'll be on the SL Forums watching and communicating what comes up. I'll also update when you can login again.


That sentence gives me hope.
Daisy Barnave
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04-30-2006 18:07
From: Benny Tandino
That sentence gives me hope.




Ha except it's been hrs since any update at all..I mean twice in one weekend.pls.
Zarta Vargas
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four minutes?
04-30-2006 18:44
From: Luciftias Neurocam
It's exactly four more minutes from the moment you wrote this. I promise.


Okay, exactly how loooooooooooooong is a "minute"? Really need to have a second life dictionary so we can understand what the ll messages mean!!!!
Benny Tandino
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04-30-2006 18:47
From: Zarta Vargas
Okay, exactly how loooooooooooooong is a "minute"? Really need to have a second life dictionary so we can understand what the ll messages mean!!!!


Those aren't LL minutes, they are Luciftias minutes.
River Donovan
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04-30-2006 18:49
From: Zarta Vargas
Okay, exactly how loooooooooooooong is a "minute"? Really need to have a second life dictionary so we can understand what the ll messages mean!!!!


in this case a 'minute' is how long it takes to reboot all the servers and run all the database integrity checks and repairs... in english that means 'the length of time it takes for your ass to become completely numb from sitting in your chair waiting for the game to come back up'.
Soleil Mirabeau
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04-30-2006 18:50
It'll be up at 11:43 EST.
Cornbread Yaffle
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04-30-2006 18:51
shortly, is exactly the amount of time it takes just to really piss you off, so by next tuesday, which is briefly a moment a way from yesterday
sixohsix Darrow
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04-30-2006 18:52
I get just a bit further each time I press Connect.....
nimrod Yaffle
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04-30-2006 18:53
From: Soleil Mirabeau
It'll be up at 11:43 EST.

I say 10:31
Zarta Vargas
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numb?
04-30-2006 18:55
From: River Donovan
in this case a 'minute' is how long it takes to reboot all the servers and run all the database integrity checks and repairs... in english that means 'the length of time it takes for your ass to become completely numb from sitting in your chair waiting for the game to come back up'.


Oh, I was on when it went down... have been waiting for nearly 5.5 hours.... not too "comfortably numb" at this point!!! ; ]
Zarta Vargas
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what is time, anyway?
04-30-2006 18:57
From: nimrod Yaffle
I say 10:31


Nah... it's only going to take a second, or two.
Benny Tandino
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04-30-2006 19:00
The real reason it won't go up: SL is really powered by a demonic blood thirsty server. It is quickly becoming more demanding of human sacrifices so in retribution the server conjured the herpes balls.
River Donovan
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04-30-2006 19:01
"Scripts have been re-enabled in this region by an administrator."

whoohoo