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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
12-25-2005 07:15
(Carol of the bells)
I can't log on, objects are gone, textures are grey, sims blown away
Look at this lag - everything drags, teleports screwed, what the f*ck dude
Scripts worked in 1.7 and in preview, now they're all f*cked up
Cleared my cache but things look bleak
Will they patch before next week?
I can't log on, objects are gone, textures are grey, sims blown away
...I can't log on......

(Silver Bells)
Sexi Av... Sexi Av... with high heels a thong, and big titties...
For a grand or less - we'll have av sex..
Thats 3.65 bucks U.S.

(Jingle Bells)
Flying to tringo, it's just 3 sims away
But I can't friggen move, this lag is here to stay..
Look at that bitches head, with half rezzed curly things...
Oh holy crap now I can't see - turn off that f*cking bling!

Oh Tringo hell, tringo hell, I'm looking to get paid
I'll win the pot - and keep the lot - and teleport away HEY!
No more dwell for tringo hell, that's what the Lindens say...
No money balls - or camping chairs - so pack that shit away...

(Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
Platforms littering the open sky...
Filled with little balls that pose...
Some in the clouds so they're harder to find..
For bumping pixels I suppose...
But everybody knows our avies are all incomplete,
No cocks or 'gina's for f*cks sake...
So if you're after some nookie tonight,
You better buy one from Green Fate....

(Have yourselves a very merry xmas)
Have yourselves a very laggy christmas
Force your sim to night..
Rez that bling, then set every f*cking thing.. to light!
And have yourselves a very laggy christmas..... tonight.....
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
12-25-2005 07:21
You're a fruitcake Siggy... Merry Christmas!
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
12-25-2005 07:49
From: Siggy Romulus

(Silver Bells)
Sexi Av... Sexi Av... with high heels a thong, and big titties...
For a grand or less - we'll have av sex..
Thats 3.65 bucks U.S.


Hysterical! :D
Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
Join date: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,847
12-25-2005 08:44
Christmas is Here
The lindens are gone
Burn grid burn.
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
12-25-2005 09:03
This is why Siggy is my favorite forum poster (postee?) :D
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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
12-25-2005 11:37
Very cute, Siggy! You're a master with these songs!

coco
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
Posts: 901
12-25-2005 14:09
He must keep Jonquille laughing! Very funny Siggy and I look forward to what you come up with for New Years! :p

MJ
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
12-25-2005 15:43
From: Isablan Neva
This is why Siggy is my favorite forum poster (postee?) :D


Um yep....what U said :)

Funny shit Siggy, was trying to show this to hubby...had a good laugh, kids were trying to read....had to redirect them. :D
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