I suspect mid-life crises
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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08-02-2006 11:33
I was out shopping for napalm suppositories the other day and these three characters come along. The lady was nice but the two guys spent the whole time talking about how much they loved their Dominus Shadows, and how they wanted to buy Harleys. They were really insecure and as soon as they saw me they pulled in their gut sliders and started talking about how many L$ they had, lots of silly things. So I decided to respond after one guy mentioned his scripted parts. I called them "/595 orbit". Then someone said "we don't like negativity" and I got banned. How can I get banned for saying something on channel 595 when they can bore me? Also can dodgy middle-aged men really get into SL?
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Zoe Llewelyn
Asylum Inmate
Join date: 15 Jun 2004
Posts: 502
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08-02-2006 11:36
From: Ordinal Malaprop I was out shopping for napalm suppositories the other day and these three characters come along. The lady was nice but the two guys spent the whole time talking about how much they loved their Dominus Shadows, and how they wanted to buy Harleys. They were really insecure and as soon as they saw me they pulled in their gut sliders and started talking about how many L$ they had, lots of silly things. So I decided to respond after one guy mentioned his scripted parts. I called them "/595 orbit". Then someone said "we don't like negativity" and I got banned. How can I get banned for saying something on channel 595 when they can bore me? Also can dodgy middle-aged men really get into SL? *Applauds* |
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Mina Firefly
Tattooist
Join date: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 341
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08-02-2006 11:45
Sure doggy middle-aged men can get into SL.
I think the majority of men in SL are middle-aged men..
(and the greater majority of those middle ages men are looking for young...flesh to try their smooth pick-up lines on with their over-buffed avatars that look +20)
But I do love how they try to save their ego right after you said "hmm...NOOOOOO! *scream* *faint*"
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Jack Belvedere
GOHA Commissioner
Join date: 4 Aug 2004
Posts: 270
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08-02-2006 12:01
Does almost 40 still count as middle aged man, or should the term mean 50+? I mean since the life span of the human race has increased so much.  I'm not sure if I'm doggy or dodgy, but I suspect someone out there's got the answer. The main reason I'm writing though is, this line now holds the honor for me as the best line I ever read in the forums: "I was out shopping for napalm suppositories the other day and these three characters come along." Thank you for that!  |
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Fenrir Reitveld
Crazy? Don't mind if I do
Join date: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 459
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08-02-2006 12:03
plz geiv were u get nahpalm supozitores
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katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
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08-02-2006 12:23
From: Mina Firefly I think the majority of men in SL are middle-aged men.. And from what I have encountered, many of the females are middle aged men as well!!! |
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Cu Witte
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 6
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08-02-2006 12:25
From: Mina Firefly Sure doggy middle-aged men can get into SL.
I think the majority of men in SL are middle-aged men..
*waves* |
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Inigo Chamerberlin
Registered User
Join date: 13 May 2006
Posts: 448
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08-02-2006 12:31
Hey! Not so much of the 'dodgy' if you don't mind!
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Swizzle Stiglitz
In bed
Join date: 9 May 2006
Posts: 6
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08-02-2006 12:32
From: Jack Belvedere The main reason I'm writing though is, this line now holds the honor for me as the best line I ever read in the forums: "I was out shopping for napalm suppositories the other day and these three characters come along." Thank you for that! Mee toooo, in fact I am putting it for my tag line
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I was out shopping for Napalm suppositories.....
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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08-02-2006 12:34
You would not believe how hard it is to find good napalm suppositories in SL. There's a business opportunity there for any enterprising chemist.
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Inigo Chamerberlin
Registered User
Join date: 13 May 2006
Posts: 448
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08-02-2006 12:38
Can't you just be satisfied with a good curry like everyone else?
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rain Bradley
Registered User
Join date: 29 May 2006
Posts: 117
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08-02-2006 12:42
From: katykiwi Moonflower And from what I have encountered, many of the females are middle aged men as well!!! now thats just plain scary... rain |
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rain Bradley
Registered User
Join date: 29 May 2006
Posts: 117
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tag lines
08-02-2006 12:44
From: Swizzle Stiglitz Mee toooo, in fact I am putting it for my tag line I saw one the other day in the silly sayings thread that SL has more rollbacks than Walmart...maybe its just me but i laughed for a long time after that one.. rain  |
