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Goyan Luchador
Carbon Based Humanoid
Join date: 23 May 2004
Posts: 218
04-30-2006 18:05
My sun cannot be forced today
To rise, or hang at noon
My grid was attacked to the bone
prims fell like rain, and we are screwed

Real life settles like dust bunnies under my collective bed
Insurgent roadsides crackle the air over dinnertime news
Immigration marches on,
Take Monday off

Pitbull griefers lay lame to SL-Ingo land
Hold us by our sex balls
We turn our head and cough in unison
Is war in Jessie inevitable?
Lucy in the Sky with Lindens Lucy in the Sky with Lindens

Goyan Luchador 2006
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"Perfect order is the forerunner of perfect horror." Carlos Fuentes
Luciftias Neurocam
Ecosystem Design
Join date: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 742
04-30-2006 18:06
That old familiar itch
That terrible redness
Why oh why wasn't I more careful?
Benny Tandino
Registered User
Join date: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 22
04-30-2006 18:07
Creative. I don't think I can top that... I might try later though.

EDIT:

A haiku:

Grid is down again
Linden Labs please work faster
I want to play now
Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
04-30-2006 18:22
The Grid is down it isnt fair!
if I wasnt so bored I wouldnt care..
FFs send me a link to there :P

*runs off and hides*
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no u!
Eryn Curie
Lost in the fog
Join date: 24 May 2004
Posts: 205
Now for some haiku abuse...
04-30-2006 18:23
SL down again
Recursive replication
Must have been a goon

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Compulsive clicking
Haven't had my fix today
Argh, preview down too

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OMG lost sales!!
I demand compensation!!!!
Or else I will sue!!


~fin~ (thank god)
Tayzia Abattoir
Registered User
Join date: 30 May 2004
Posts: 272
04-30-2006 18:24
Trolling the forums, wondering why so many are bitter,
lets remember how great it will be, when we can finally enter!

SL is a game, a business for some,
a place for many to really have fun!

Not without troubles, from griefers you see,
thats the price we pay for the allowance of individuality.

In being able to create nearly anything,
it leaves the grid open to attacks,
Support Lindens as they try to fix it,
GET OFF THEIR BACKS!
Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
04-30-2006 18:25
Second life is down!
Should I face reality?
wimpers quietly...
Tayzia Abattoir
Registered User
Join date: 30 May 2004
Posts: 272
04-30-2006 18:36
Come on, I know there are more poets out there :)
Elvawin Rainbow
Registered User
Join date: 30 Aug 2005
Posts: 172
04-30-2006 18:46
There once was a grid called SL,
And many did cry when it fell.
As I sit and stare at my screen.
I try to find things to do in between,
The time it went down, while I was changing my gown
And the time I can finally return to the grid,
to complain about lands stolen at auction bid
and to finish a garden that was meant to be seen,
until some ass came along and decided to be mean.
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"Off with their Heads"
Jay Shriner
J $ Money
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 5
Diss
04-30-2006 18:58
How the heck can someone screw up the grid?
Must be some little emo kid,
who has nothing to do with his screwed up life
except make up for his own strife
by being a class act
whoever did this is, is an idiot and that's a fact,
Its the honest truth
When we have nothing to do
except wait cause we're bored
just waiting for secondlife to be restored,
so whoever the hell did this
deserves the ultimate diss...

F*#$ You.
Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
Join date: 3 May 2003
Posts: 2,749
04-30-2006 19:03
Second Life grid's down
Someone thinks I'm laughing now
I don't get it, man