JUNETOBERFEST???? REALLY???
To celebrate the opening of the exciting yet still unabashedly charming PORT NEAULTENBURG there will be nightly events starting tomorrow on Ulrika Zugzwang's rezzday until next saturday which is Kendra Bancroft's rezzday!
The infamous Hippodrome is being set up on the Marktplatz, and there you'll be able to dance in your chicken hats to schlager music, drink a pint of Altenbrau, and get dizzy on the carousel. Ride around Funadama Island in our town's Viking Ship and take in the sights!
Scooter obstacle races down the Meisterstrasse, Masquerade Balls, Applications for citizenship in this quickly growing Artist's Commune, and did I mention chicken hats?
Featured merchants are Karsten Rutledge, Chance Abatoir, Ulrika Zugzwang, Logan Bauer and your's truly!
This weeklong Festival begins on June 10th at 8pm SLT and continues it's drunken revelry every night all the way thru June 17th.
Come join the merriment in Port Neualtenburg
and pick up your free corncob bubble-pipes and feathered hats.
Tschau!
Kendra Bancroft