RMS Titanic

Today, 28 October 2008, the reincarnation of the RMS Titanic with Commodore Jack Linden at the helm left the harbor. Its destinations were the isles of Greed, Incompetence, Stupidity and its last port of call was to be its new home at the Screw U All region.

When asked by reporters why the new course was needed Commodore Linden, wiping the drool from his chin replied “see the new video by Torley”. The newly hired, second in command M. Linden was not available for comments as he was down in the engine room trying to figure out how to measure performance and looking for turbines that were using too much fuel.

Most of the passengers danced on deck but a few looked at the gathering storm clouds on the horizon. One or two asked to leave the ship and for their money refunded. A standard reply was given you paid your money and took your chances.

Only time will tell how this voyage will turn out, another Lost? But I think more like Gilligan’s Island as their are enough Lindens to play the roles of buffoons and clowns.

Any volunteers for the Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio love interest?

Icebergs dead ahead!

I'm in the corner thinking of dashing for the lifeboats any second.

Unfortunately we're in an open space and there aren't enough prims left to rez any more lifeboats!

Use of all those scripted lifeboats would be abusing the usage of an Openspace sim!