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Petite Pixie
Registered User
Join date: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 10
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07-30-2009 22:28
Come one come all you hard working creative people wanting to earn money with your clothes, your good and weapons, attachments and more. Come one come all! Come rent a space at our mall. It's got high traffic, traffic so high it's always on the top of the lists and you don't have to worry about lag because our traffic comes from illegal bots because no one wants to just go to malls with nothing to do and we don't offer any events to get people in. Don't worry about making money either because there are no patrons here. Nothing to do but look at vendors profits getting drained away paying to park their wares in useless space. You'll love how we leach away lindens from hopeful business owners. You'll love how little we do and how many suckers buy into this dream. We even spam the events listings which is also illegal but will Linden Lab do anything about it? HELL NO! Linden Lab doesn't have time for such petty crime so we're free to ruin your dreams, chase off possible successes if only they could get a proper chance to be seen. No likely not ever because malls and sims like ours are all over the place and Linden lab happily takes the money we make scamming you to pay them. Come one come all it's the Bleak Blight Leachers Ball!!
Really this is a joke post.
Not a true story no, never could be true. No Not the new shining light of creativity for 3D worlds....
/me sighs
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Brieanne Bomazi
Don't forget the *E*
Join date: 29 Jan 2005
Posts: 383
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07-30-2009 23:09
From: Petite Pixie Come one come all you hard working creative people wanting to earn money with your clothes, your good and weapons, attachments and more. Come one come all! Come rent a space at our mall. It's got high traffic, traffic so high it's always on the top of the lists and you don't have to worry about lag because our traffic comes from illegal bots because no one wants to just go to malls with nothing to do and we don't offer any events to get people in. Don't worry about making money either because there are no patrons here. Nothing to do but look at vendors profits getting drained away paying to park their wares in useless space. You'll love how we leach away lindens from hopeful business owners. You'll love how little we do and how many suckers buy into this dream. We even spam the events listings which is also illegal but will Linden Lab do anything about it? HELL NO! Linden Lab doesn't have time for such petty crime so we're free to ruin your dreams, chase off possible successes if only they could get a proper chance to be seen. No likely not ever because malls and sims like ours are all over the place and Linden lab happily takes the money we make scamming you to pay them. Come one come all it's the Bleak Blight Leachers Ball!!
Really this is a joke post.
Not a true story no, never could be true. No Not the new shining light of creativity for 3D worlds....
/me sighs Dang Pet... if your bored you could come visit  Seriously though... that seems to be the truth over most places... not all... but more true than not... i mean seriously... if you look at the sim on the map and there are 20+ people on the sim, and you see no one alive...can we say Bots? *nods* ~hugs~ ~brie |
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Lota Lyon
Registered User
Join date: 5 Oct 2006
Posts: 245
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07-31-2009 05:06
Seriously though... when I need something and do a search I'll scroll down the list past all the places with ridiculous traffic numbers and start looking at only the places that have believable traffic numbers. Just my way of showing my displeasure with places that camp dozens of bots.
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RockAndRoll Michigan
Registered User
Join date: 23 Mar 2009
Posts: 589
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07-31-2009 09:04
This is obviously a joke because you refer to LL as Linden Lab. Everybody knows the real purveyors of such malls don't know that they're NOT called Linden Labs. *grin*
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