And then the fight started To funny
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were
in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat
up to
the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
And whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 10 years replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you
just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
Wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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Oscar Wylder
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11-18-2009 14:56
Shame you copied and pasted from another site but well funny anyway.
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11-18-2009 16:23
enough with this pitiful crap.. omfg... are you all tards? I got this in a email. so yeah I copy pasted it
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11-18-2009 18:08
I got some great laughs out of it..I needed some laughs today..thanks
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Talarus Luan
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11-18-2009 20:14
I logged onto the SL community forums and shared some jokes I thought were funny.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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11-18-2009 20:30
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Argent Stonecutter
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11-18-2009 20:42
It's missing a line.
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11-18-2009 20:51
Nothing wrong in making peopel laugh. Thanks Ciera. I was getting dismal today coz I just argued with my best friend.
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11-18-2009 21:48
Thanks
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11-18-2009 22:42
A laf a day keeps the reaper away.
An e-mail I just opened minutes ago (never mind its one I got last year too)---- 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD'IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You are not sure these are jokes or not? _____________________
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Anon Ordinary
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11-19-2009 01:06
enough with this pitiful crap.. omfg... are you all tards? I got this in a email. so yeah I copy pasted it big fraking deal.. I swear............. it was a share of humor and you turn it into a attack. what a loser. |
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Dino Hallard
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11-19-2009 08:02
Thanks for the laughs.
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