This will liven up a boring sunday afternoon............my all singing all dancing 'ONDUTY' penis has made my sl girlfriend pregnant. It was not the fist time we were intimate. After 'relations' last night, we were both informed by card that she was pregnant and due to give birth in 9 days time.........ummmm bit of a surprise that, as you can imagine.
Of course I am made up about it, but she doesn't seem so enamoured. She works and I guess doesn't need this right now.
Obviously, this is my mistake because 1. i didn't read the instructions for the penis and 2. I didn't wear a condom. I need to allay her fears about this, obviously it is a great shock for her and and an emotional exercise she could well do without.
Anybody have any knowldege of this? and what might happen in 9 days time, she doesn't seem to have recourse to a termination. Failing this can someone recommend a good midwife lol.
yours excitedly doggie
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11-16-2008 05:10
She could just ignore it and let it die...
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You could always push her down the stairs.
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11-16-2008 05:15
I can set you up with someone who does illegal abortions, send me L$10,000 in world and I'll organise this for you.
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Howard Sachs
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11-16-2008 05:48
You could always push her down the stairs. *SNORT* (I actually watched a few Youtube-videos showing SL women giving virtual birth, the other day, it was completely surreal and I am not sure whether it was hilarious, nice or freaking me out) |
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11-16-2008 05:50
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11-16-2008 05:57
The same thing happened to me with a guy I met in a train station. When his penis told us I was pregnant, he said "I'm so sorry, this has never happened to me before!" A prim baby never arrived, so I think his ONDUTY was shooting blanks!
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11-16-2008 06:14
*SNORT* (I actually watched a few Youtube-videos showing SL women giving virtual birth, the other day, it was completely surreal and I am not sure whether it was hilarious, nice or freaking me out) I watched a couple of those types of videos. Actually it was quite different than I expected. Note to self: Ask future significant other the name of their... dingy! |
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o.O OMG you made me watch a video!
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Here is a most excellent way to make use of unwanted prim babies: http://uncensored.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=291334 -Atashi O.O That's just... wrong! |
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Here is a most excellent way to make use of unwanted prim babies: http://uncensored.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=291334 -Atashi LOL, I seriously giggled reading that. Does that make me a horrible person? _____________________
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11-16-2008 07:50
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11-16-2008 08:10
ah.......................... glad the post got the appropriate flippant responses.......i know its only rp, but female emotions often need a thread of its own.
hell i'll call it pep.................or brenda |
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11-16-2008 08:19
ah.......................... glad the post got the appropriate flippant responses.......i know its only rp, but female emotions often need a thread of its own. hell i'll call it pep.................or brenda Awww, be happy! You're going to be a daddy!  |
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ah.......................... glad the post got the appropriate flippant responses.......i know its only rp, but female emotions often need a thread of its own. hell i'll call it pep.................or brenda Awwwww that's the nicest thing anyone has done for me this century. Can I be the Godfather? I have a black suit and cotton wool to put in my cheeks. Pep (PS I * am * a male, despite Conan's shortsghtedness) _____________________
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11-16-2008 15:35
Don't let the Daily Mail get hold of this thread. Only a man would invent a cock that makes women pregnant. The creator of the ONDUTY is a female |
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11-16-2008 15:45
The creator of the ONDUTY is a female Which isn't surprising. Only a man would invent a cock that impregnates women? You obviously don't know much about men. I'd say that statement is the complete opposite of the truth. It makes sense now that I see a 'woman' has created such a device. _____________________
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Which isn't surprising. Only a man would invent a cock that impregnates women? You obviously don't know much about men. I'd say that statement is the complete opposite of the truth. It makes sense now that I see a 'woman' has created such a device.  |
