Second Life Forums Archive - Make SL less laggy and less problems with asset servers

Emily Darrow

Builder For Hire

Join date: 15 Apr 2006

Posts: 101

05-05-2008 14:52

Here are somethings you can do to make SL a less laggy place with less asset server problems.

1. Don't log in. Logging in to Second Life is always going to cause problems. It uses up bandwidth and asset server CPU cycles. Don't do it! Logging just makes it worse MmmKay!@

2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad.

3. Clear your inventor. Trash everything. Lots of inventory might lure you into wearing something and that makes lag. Trash everything and make sure you empty the trash.

4. Stay away from others. Other Avatars will force your computer to draw information from the assets servers and this causes lag.

5. Stay away from buildings and other things made of prims. These items need to pull information from the asset servers. Not good.

6. Sit in an empty sim. This is good. It creates very low lag.

7. Don't talk, don't IM and do not chat in groups. These take valuable server CPU cycles and bandwith.

If everyone did this Linden Lab will have far fewer problems with the asset servers and bandwidth problems.

Enjoy your Second Life.

Macphisto Angelus

JAFO

Join date: 21 Oct 2004

Posts: 5,831

05-05-2008 15:12

My name is Macphisto Angelus and I approve this message.

Especially this part right here for the ladies:

From: someone

2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad.

_____________________

From: Natalie P from SLU

Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality!

From: Ann Launay

I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.

Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

05-05-2008 15:15

Everyone should just play SL vicariously like I do. You wouldn't care about any of these problems then.

OP thinks she's being funny, but infact these are all good suggestions.

_____________________

From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

.

Ann Launay

Neko-licious™

Join date: 8 Aug 2006

Posts: 7,893

05-05-2008 15:19

From: Macphisto Angelus

My name is Macphisto Angelus and I approve this message.

Especially this part right here for the ladies:

Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt!

_____________________

~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~

From: someone

I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.

Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

05-05-2008 15:20

From: Ann Launay

Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt!

I'm more aroused right now than I ever have been.

_____________________

From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

.

Weston Graves

Werebeagle

Join date: 24 Mar 2007

Posts: 2,059

05-05-2008 15:25

I have been following your advice and have not logged in for some time. And you're right! No lag at all. What a difference!.

Macphisto Angelus

JAFO

Join date: 21 Oct 2004

Posts: 5,831

05-05-2008 15:40

From: Ann Launay

Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt!

I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture:

_____________________

From: Natalie P from SLU

Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality!

From: Ann Launay

I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.

Kitty Barnett

Registered User

Join date: 10 May 2006

Posts: 5,586

05-05-2008 16:03

I think everyone should take the next weekend to drive home a point to LL and not log on at all!

Unfortunately, I just have to log on because... uhm... err... I have to pay my rent! yesh *looks innocent* pay rent, that's it... and enjoy a lag-free SL!... uhm.. did I say that last part out loud?

Brenda Connolly

Un United Avatar

Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

05-05-2008 16:05

From: Weston Graves

I have been following your advice and have not logged in in some time. And you're right! No lag at all. What difference!.

I did notice that during the 3 weeks I self banished myself, SL was creeping into my dreams. There was lag there, too.

_____________________

Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.

http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com

Darkness Anubis

Registered User

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 1,628

05-05-2008 16:38

From: Emily Darrow

Here are somethings you can do to make SL a less laggy place with less asset server problems.

1. Don't log in. Logging in to Second Life is always going to cause problems. It uses up bandwidth and asset server CPU cycles. Don't do it! Logging just makes it worse MmmKay!@

2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad.

3. Clear your inventor. Trash everything. Lots of inventory might lure you into wearing something and that makes lag. Trash everything and make sure you empty the trash.

4. Stay away from others. Other Avatars will force your computer to draw information from the assets servers and this causes lag.

5. Stay away from buildings and other things made of prims. These items need to pull information from the asset servers. Not good.

6. Sit in an empty sim. This is good. It creates very low lag.

7. Don't talk, don't IM and do not chat in groups. These take valuable server CPU cycles and bandwith.

If everyone did this Linden Lab will have far fewer problems with the asset servers and bandwidth problems.

Enjoy your Second Life.

Darkness finds himself remember a couple of years ago when the assett servers were groaning and the citizens of SL crashed them yet again by trying to clean out thier inventories in an attempt to relieve the load on the assett servers.

SL at its finest.

(true story btw)

_____________________

Ann Launay

Neko-licious™

Join date: 8 Aug 2006

Posts: 7,893

05-05-2008 16:46

From: Macphisto Angelus

I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture:

I don't recall her walking like a duck though.

_____________________

~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~

From: someone

I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.

Dekka Raymaker

thinking very hard

Join date: 4 Feb 2007

Posts: 3,898

05-05-2008 17:21

From: Ann Launay

I don't recall her walking like a duck though.

you must have missed that episode

Macphisto Angelus

JAFO

Join date: 21 Oct 2004

Posts: 5,831

05-05-2008 17:24

From: Ann Launay

I don't recall her walking like a duck though.

ST:TMP Super secret special edition DVD. VERY rare and totally unavialble now.
It was in the outtakes section under the heading "if it walks like a duck.."

_____________________

From: Natalie P from SLU

Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality!

From: Ann Launay

I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.

Marianne McCann

Feted Inner Child

Join date: 23 Feb 2006

Posts: 7,145

05-05-2008 18:08

From: Conan Godwin

OP thinks she's being funny, but infact these are all good suggestions.

You got a point there!

Mari

_____________________

"There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden
"If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world

" - Prospero Linden

Tegg Bode

FrootLoop Roo Overlord

Join date: 12 Jan 2007

Posts: 5,707

05-06-2008 00:48

From: Macphisto Angelus

I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture:

Gawd without glases could mistake her for Yule Brenner on a diet.

_____________________

Level 38 Builder [Roo Clan]

Free Waterside & Roadside Vehicle Rez Platform, Desire (88, 17, 107)

Avatars & Roadside Seaview shops and vendorspace for rent, $2.00/prim/week, Desire (175,48,107)

foehn Breed

More random than random

Join date: 16 Jan 2006

Posts: 1,142

05-06-2008 01:43

From: Ann Launay

Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt!

From: Macphisto Angelus

I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture:

*confirms her theory kitties are really aliens*

...

_____________________

You have no friends online at this time. "Excellent!"

Einstein "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

Make SL less laggy and less problems with asset servers
Emily Darrow Builder For Hire Join date: 15 Apr 2006 Posts: 101	05-05-2008 14:52 Here are somethings you can do to make SL a less laggy place with less asset server problems. 1. Don't log in. Logging in to Second Life is always going to cause problems. It uses up bandwidth and asset server CPU cycles. Don't do it! Logging just makes it worse MmmKay!@ 2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad. 3. Clear your inventor. Trash everything. Lots of inventory might lure you into wearing something and that makes lag. Trash everything and make sure you empty the trash. 4. Stay away from others. Other Avatars will force your computer to draw information from the assets servers and this causes lag. 5. Stay away from buildings and other things made of prims. These items need to pull information from the asset servers. Not good. 6. Sit in an empty sim. This is good. It creates very low lag. 7. Don't talk, don't IM and do not chat in groups. These take valuable server CPU cycles and bandwith. If everyone did this Linden Lab will have far fewer problems with the asset servers and bandwidth problems. Enjoy your Second Life.
Macphisto Angelus JAFO Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 5,831	05-05-2008 15:12 My name is Macphisto Angelus and I approve this message. Especially this part right here for the ladies: From: someone 2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad. _____________________ From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha... Oh. Nevermind then.
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	05-05-2008 15:15 Everyone should just play SL vicariously like I do. You wouldn't care about any of these problems then. OP thinks she's being funny, but infact these are all good suggestions. _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Ann Launay Neko-licious™ Join date: 8 Aug 2006 Posts: 7,893	05-05-2008 15:19 From: Macphisto Angelus My name is Macphisto Angelus and I approve this message. Especially this part right here for the ladies: Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt! _____________________ ~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	05-05-2008 15:20 From: Ann Launay Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt! I'm more aroused right now than I ever have been. _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Weston Graves Werebeagle Join date: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 2,059	05-05-2008 15:25 I have been following your advice and have not logged in for some time. And you're right! No lag at all. What a difference!.
Macphisto Angelus JAFO Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 5,831	05-05-2008 15:40 From: Ann Launay Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt! I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture: _____________________ From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha... Oh. Nevermind then.
Kitty Barnett Registered User Join date: 10 May 2006 Posts: 5,586	05-05-2008 16:03 I think everyone should take the next weekend to drive home a point to LL and not log on at all! Unfortunately, I just have to log on because... uhm... err... I have to pay my rent! yesh looks innocent pay rent, that's it... and enjoy a lag-free SL!... uhm.. did I say that last part out loud?
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	05-05-2008 16:05 From: Weston Graves I have been following your advice and have not logged in in some time. And you're right! No lag at all. What difference!. I did notice that during the 3 weeks I self banished myself, SL was creeping into my dreams. There was lag there, too. _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
Darkness Anubis Registered User Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 1,628	05-05-2008 16:38 From: Emily Darrow Here are somethings you can do to make SL a less laggy place with less asset server problems. 1. Don't log in. Logging in to Second Life is always going to cause problems. It uses up bandwidth and asset server CPU cycles. Don't do it! Logging just makes it worse MmmKay!@ 2. If you do log in go naked without attachments. These things cause lag. Wearing things is bad. 3. Clear your inventor. Trash everything. Lots of inventory might lure you into wearing something and that makes lag. Trash everything and make sure you empty the trash. 4. Stay away from others. Other Avatars will force your computer to draw information from the assets servers and this causes lag. 5. Stay away from buildings and other things made of prims. These items need to pull information from the asset servers. Not good. 6. Sit in an empty sim. This is good. It creates very low lag. 7. Don't talk, don't IM and do not chat in groups. These take valuable server CPU cycles and bandwith. If everyone did this Linden Lab will have far fewer problems with the asset servers and bandwidth problems. Enjoy your Second Life. Darkness finds himself remember a couple of years ago when the assett servers were groaning and the citizens of SL crashed them yet again by trying to clean out thier inventories in an attempt to relieve the load on the assett servers. SL at its finest. (true story btw) _____________________
Ann Launay Neko-licious™ Join date: 8 Aug 2006 Posts: 7,893	05-05-2008 16:46 From: Macphisto Angelus I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture: I don't recall her walking like a duck though. _____________________ ~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Dekka Raymaker thinking very hard Join date: 4 Feb 2007 Posts: 3,898	05-05-2008 17:21 From: Ann Launay I don't recall her walking like a duck though. you must have missed that episode
Macphisto Angelus JAFO Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 5,831	05-05-2008 17:24 From: Ann Launay I don't recall her walking like a duck though. ST:TMP Super secret special edition DVD. VERY rare and totally unavialble now. It was in the outtakes section under the heading "if it walks like a duck.." _____________________ From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha... Oh. Nevermind then.
Marianne McCann Feted Inner Child Join date: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 7,145	05-05-2008 18:08 From: Conan Godwin OP thinks she's being funny, but infact these are all good suggestions. You got a point there! Mari _____________________ "There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden "If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world " - Prospero Linden
Tegg Bode FrootLoop Roo Overlord Join date: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 5,707	05-06-2008 00:48 From: Macphisto Angelus I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture: Gawd without glases could mistake her for Yule Brenner on a diet. _____________________ Level 38 Builder [Roo Clan] Free Waterside & Roadside Vehicle Rez Platform, Desire (88, 17, 107) Avatars & Roadside Seaview shops and vendorspace for rent, $2.00/prim/week, Desire (175,48,107)
foehn Breed More random than random Join date: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 1,142	05-06-2008 01:43 From: Ann Launay Yeah, because bald, duck-walking chicks are teh hawt! From: Macphisto Angelus I refer you to Star Trek the motion picture: confirms her theory kitties are really aliens ... _____________________ You have no friends online at this time. "Excellent!" Einstein "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

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