Avatar COI (Conditions of Interaction)

"Section 1-999 actions by you, your avatar or your representatives.

1) Failure to point out spelling errors by our client in this thread or document within 30 days is punishible by clause 1000 & 1507, 1733, and 1998

2) You are an idiot you are subject to clause 1536, 1735 and 1836

7 Yelling "HOOOOOO!" or other similar gestures withing shout distance of our client renders you subject to Clause 1527, 1707 and 1999

134) By posting in this thread without any clause numbers invalidates your post resulting in consequenses under clauses 6789 and 8764

357) Rezzing a Scion Chicken in the same sim as our client renders you subject to clauses 1507, 1526, 1674, 1735, 1873, 1743 and 1999

524) Use of Diplomatic Immunity to avoid any consquences is only accepted if the user also has immunity to clauses 1000, 1527, 3453 and 9987.

875) Submiting a Spampire request to bite our client renders you liable to actions by our client under clauses 1000, 1380, 1375,1865 4562, 7522 9997, 9998 and 9999

999) Any other condition we feel like adding is punishable by any consequenses section we feel like.

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Section 1000-9999 consequenses of your or your representatives actions.

1000) Death by Toe Nibbling

1507) Wearing a plywood prim on your avatars head for 30 days

509) Partnership and Marriage to our client.

1527) Pie

1536) You are declared and idiot

1707) All liability for all consequenses in any circumstances to all travel, transport, accommodation, meals, alcohol, fuel or ammunition usage, injuries, casualties, damages, collateral injuries, collateral damages, collateral casualties, pie, cleaning expenses, taxes incured and legal costings, armaegeddon ensured in the process of any legal, commercial, diplomatic, economic, international, physical, psychological, biochemical, nuclear or supernatrual action initiated by us or our client or our clients representatives in any Virtual World, Forum, media type on any plane of existance, plane of afterlife, the river Styx and in any of the 5 known and other unknown dimensions.

4270) Tickled to death by Steam Powered Nano Ninja Neko's

6759) Upon realising I have directed you to a non existant number, we reserve the right to rectify our mistake and add something like this.

6761) Clause 6760 is only actionable by people born on a Tuesday in the year of the Monkey

6789) Your feeble attempt to entrap me is invalid and I don't owe you $20

9999)Anything the hell we want to do not thought of yet.

Dewey Cheatem & Howe Legal,
Representing this avatar"


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Feel free to add more actions and clauses

By reading this post, you agree that the Avatar COI doesn't apply to me. You further consent to my use of any log files including your conversations, whether they actually happened or whether I wrote them and attributed words to you. And you further agree that you owe me $20.00.

See clause 134

Er...

Hm..

HOOOOOO!

42) If you should be aware of plans to demolish a planet for a galactic construction project you are hearby prohibited from forwarding knowledge of the same to the affected parties.

6760) Anything I say 3 times is false. 6759. 6759. 6759.

Is forced to use her diplomatic Immunity card..
I was wondering when that would come in handy
It's under section.(Cain't touch this) I believe

Tegg.....please can we have a list of ALL the clauses from 1-9999 on the complete clause list?

Pardon?

Where is the Sanity Clause?

won't be around till December 25th!

RE: clause 78. Please be aware that the steampunk community of Steelhead has reclaimed the "hoo!" as a legitimate instrument of civic celebration, particularly in weekly town meetings.

Know, then, that I propose the addition of clause 7878:
"The various permutations of the expression 'hoo' have legitimacy when used by the extended family of Steelhead Citizens for purposes of civic acclamation within the exquisitely built confines of Steelhead. Any other use of "hoo!" will result in the gesture-speaker being summarily buried in rancid trout."

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, Brenda, but there is no Sanity Clause.

I've always wanted my own clause!!

867-5309) Requesting a list of all clauses will result in having an 80s pop song subliminally implanted in your head.

41) Clause 42 is superseded by this clause, even though this one came first. Any galactic demolition notices must be clearly posted on an inhabited planet within 10 light years of the planet to be vaporized.

43) It is not our problem if you people have not invented faster than light travel. It's only 4 light years away: take an interest in local affairs.

ORLY?

My reaction exactly.

Coke) The Clause that Refreshes

42a) Clause numbers may be words if and only if the result is a bad pun.

44) While Clause 42 is superseded by the preceding clause, clause 42a is unaffected by any clause that is not numbered with a prime number or a bad pun.

45) For the purposes of clause 44, 41 is not a prime number. And gravity goes up.

That all seems simple enough.

1999) Party

2000) Two Thousand Zero Zero Party Over Whoops Out Of Time: goto 1999

5150) Hand-typed parenthetic smilies after EVERY chat line indicating your current mood. =^-^=

2112) Anybody found in violation of section 42, or section 42a, will be tied to a chair and slapped with a freshly caught trout while listening to a concept album by the Canadian rock band Rush set on perpetual repeat.

Tegg - I advise to lie down in a quiet dark room untill the sensation of parallel existance goes away.

Sincere Regards.

DM.

Parallel existance sounds a bit limete to me really I like to have my personalities cross each other in 3 dimensions, it allows some cool collisions