Obligatory Downtime Thread

In fine SL tradition, quittcher whining and get to posting those kittens and lolcats. Snarky comments about Brenda's panties optional, bonus points for humor involving Figtree's crab.



GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

Name: __________________________

Stage name: __________________________

Agent's Name: _________________________

Attorney's Name: _________________________

Actual Age: _____ Admitted Age: ______

Sex: [ ] male [ ] female
[ ] formerly male [ ] formerly female
[ ] both [ ] neither

If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely
operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Occupation:
[ ] Lawyer
[ ] Actor/Waiter
[ ] Film-maker/Self-employed
[ ] Writer
[ ] Car Dealer
[ ] Pan-handler
[ ] Agent
[ ] Hooker/Transvestite
[ ] Other (please explain): ___________________________

Please list brand of cell phone: __________________________
(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)

Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skin-head

Men: Please list shade of hair plugs ___________________

Please indicate if you have Automobile Insurance:
[ ] Yes [ ] No
If Yes, please explain:

Please check activities you perform while driving
(Check all that apply):
[ ] Eating a wrap
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Reading a book or other Newspaper

Please indicate how many times:
a) you expect to shoot at other drivers, _____
b) and how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____.

If you are the victim of a car-jacking, you should immediately:

a) [ ] Call the police to report the crime;
b) [ ] Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your TV;
c) [ ] Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going
through;
d) [ ] Call your therapist;
e) [ ] None of the above (South Central residents only).

Please indicate if you drive:
a) [ ] a BMW,
b) [ ] a Lexus,
c) [ ] a Mercedes,
d) [ ] a Cabriolet.

If your answer is d, please add 6 to 8 weeks to normal delivery
time for your driver's license.

In the event of an earthquake, should you:
a) [ ] stop your car
b) [ ] keep driving and hope for the best,
c) [ ] immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones,
or d) [ ] pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4?

In the instance of rain, you should:
a) [ ] never drive over 5 MPH,
b) [ ] drive twice as fast as usual, or
c) [ ] you're not sure what "rain" is.

Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
(Check all that apply.)
a) [ ] Prozac;
b) [ ] Zovirax;
c) [ ] Lithium;
d) [ ] Zanax.
If none, please explain: __________________.

Length of daily commute:
a) [ ] 1 hour;
b) [ ] 2 hours;
c) [ ] 3 hours;
d) [ ] 4 hours or more.
If under 1 hour, please explain:

When stopped by police, should you
a) [ ] pull over and have your driver's license and insurance
form ready,
b) [ ] try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405,
c) [ ] have video camera ready and provoke them to attack,
thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

Gawd, I hate SL somedays.....

Excuse the multiple posts - Strife will delete soon enough!

I think you can delete your own.. Edit them and check the Delete Message thingie.

This application is speciest - I see no mention of hedgehogs anywhere. /me calls her lawyer/agent.

I think that's "speciesist", my dear prickly one. Add:

"If Hedgehog, please explain".

(I think hedgies are so CUUUTE!)

Brenda wears panties?

That's why the "optional".

I love it. I lived in SoCal for many years and this is perfect. Thanks for reminding me why I now live elsewhere!

Makes SL look like an authentic experience. lol

Only when Figtree is around.

Is it because of the crab?

A

I hope she takes a look back a tthe thread, that was a nasty reroute. O.O

Uh.. I thought these forums were PG?

Whoa, sorry...sneaky site. I swear it was one of those requested kittens when I posted it.

Please forgive me...



(Please stay a kitten, please stay a kitten, please stay a kitten...)

I thought your account had been hijacked or something then!

Relax - it doesn't have rabbits, either.

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/135-joemomma_psycho_therhappy

my contribution to the obligatory Downtime Thread

Some sites object to people linking from their site and using their bandwidth and substitute an alternative image from the one origionally linked. Most are something like "Don't steal our bandwidth!" and some are designed to get the linker in deep trouble in most polite circles.

Talk about the way to start off a Friday! lol

My contribution:

http://www.comedity.com

Like Calvin and Hobbes, it's all about the line, or lack of one, between reality and imagination. SL'ers should love it.

Seemed like a rather...drastic choice for someone who hosts cute kitten pics.