I still dont get humans...
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Tristin Mikazuki
Sarah Palin ROCKS!
Join date: 9 Oct 2006
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06-27-2009 17:24
I mean, they are playing humans that stand and talk. If I treat them like an human (as in telling them to get me chicken and clean the littler box), they act all offended.
I just dont understand...
And it is all about appearances anyway, isn't it? They want to be treated as equals? Equal to what..a CAT? Then be a cat..?
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Weston Graves
Werebeagle
Join date: 24 Mar 2007
Posts: 2,059
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06-27-2009 17:40
It works better when you are a dog. All you have to do is look pitiful and you have them trained in no time. Cats seem to be singularly lacking in this basic skill.
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Mermaid Pond
Registered User
Join date: 8 Jun 2008
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06-27-2009 18:10
I don't understand humans either. Even though I'm part human. I don't understand that part of me.
And I just wanted to test and see if I could reply to a topic. *insert fishy smiley thing*
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
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06-27-2009 18:11
We're just a bunch of monkeys, really.
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
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06-27-2009 18:17
Sometimes, when a human shows up around me, I trigger a gesture (with sound) that goes "MONKEY!" 
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Ceka Cianci
SuperPremiumExcaliburAcc#
Join date: 31 Jul 2006
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06-27-2009 18:33
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Couldbe Yue
one unhappy customer
Join date: 30 Mar 2008
Posts: 1,532
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06-27-2009 18:36
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff as it should be... From: someone A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
A Cat's Diary
Day 183 of my captivity.
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.
It's only a matter of time.
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Steely Carver
The dreamer or the dream?
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 515
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06-27-2009 18:38
From: Tristin Mikazuki I mean, they are playing humans that stand and talk. If I treat them like an human (as in telling them to get me chicken and clean the littler box), they act all offended.
I just dont understand...
And it is all about appearances anyway, isn't it? They want to be treated as equals? Equal to what..a CAT? Then be a cat..? Hehe 
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foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
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06-27-2009 18:53
From: Weston Graves It works better when you are a dog. All you have to do is look pitiful and you have them trained in no time. Cats seem to be singularly lacking in this basic skill. I must be doing something wrg!
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
Join date: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 3,020
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06-27-2009 18:59
This thread is hereby stamped...
Adorable.
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,037
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06-27-2009 19:24
It's the people that are destroying our society. Once we get rid of them, everything else will work itself out.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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06-27-2009 19:26
Good one Couldbe. I dont have pets in real coz I am too busy.
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
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06-27-2009 19:29
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
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06-27-2009 19:30
From: Couldbe Yue Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
as it should be... My cats would disagree with the cat diary...my crew are the ones in charge around here!  Well that's what they'd say anyway, hehe. The little one especially...she's only a couple of months old and hasn't learned manners yet. She climbs on me demanding I share whatever food/drink I have in hand, even if she doesn't like it. She's begged for chocolate cake and green tea before.  The adults know that the proper, dignified way to get snacks is to sit quietly on the floor and wait for me to put the bowl down. 
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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06-27-2009 19:30
From: Couldbe Yue Dogs have owners, Cats have staff as it should be... From: someone A Dog's Diary .................
A Cat's Diary ..........
ROFLMAO -- I love the cat's view. 
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
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06-27-2009 19:32
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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06-27-2009 19:47
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23rdDjin Negulesco
Unfinished Build Master
Join date: 30 May 2007
Posts: 661
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06-27-2009 19:52
i get humans.
usually every two weeks a truck drops off a new load of them.
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
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06-27-2009 19:56
Hehe...it's fun to watch kittens play. My aforementioned baby is even smaller than the ones in that second video, and she's in that "everything in the world is a toy" stage. It's been a long time since I raised a kitten, and I've been having a little trouble teaching her that feet are not toys...she also loves to climb up onto your shoulder, which can be a bit painful, especially if you're wearing shorts. 
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
Join date: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 3,020
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06-27-2009 19:57
:^)
I am allergic to cats but in college a dorm mate's kitten used to pounce on my bare feet whenever I'd be walking to the shower...Lol.
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Dakota Tebaldi
Voodoo Child
Join date: 6 Feb 2008
Posts: 1,873
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06-27-2009 21:34
From: Couldbe Yue A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
A Cat's Diary
Day 183 of my captivity.
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.
It's only a matter of time. A Honey Bee's Diary Param DAY = '76' Initializing...done. Set [MODE=diagnstc] - Exoskeletal integrity - 30 - Wing integrity left - 27 - Wing integrity right - 29 - Flight systems - NOMINAL - System Defense - NOMINAL - Fuel - 45% diagnstc complete, no problems detected.. Set [MODE=phrmndetect] Pheremones detected. Processing...done. Set [MODE=phrmnanalyze] Analysis complete. Decoding results... INPUT [30, class=pheremone, type=foragenectar] Set [MODE=flight] CAUTION: Fuel = 45% cross-verify...done. State filed. Initiate FLIGHT - BPS = 34 - Winddir = 289 - Windspd = 2 - Weight = 4.65 - Hdg = 147 - Alt = 7m ALERT: INPUT detected INPUT [30, class=floral, type=visualUV] Analyze...done. T. repens, nectar=TRUE; Initiate landing sequence....done. Set [MODE=probex] Refilling tank. Initial param = 44% ...49% ...63% ...88% ...100% Set [MODE=probret] ...done. Set [MODE=flight] Initiate FLIGHT - BPS = 29 - Winddir = 289 - Windspd = 2 - Weight = 4.98 - Hdg = 327 - Alt = 4.6m ALERT: Status arrival Initiate landing sequence...done.
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