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I still dont get humans...

Tristin Mikazuki
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Join date: 9 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,012
06-27-2009 17:24
I mean, they are playing humans that stand and talk. If I treat them like an human (as in telling them to get me chicken and clean the littler box), they act all offended.

I just dont understand...

And it is all about appearances anyway, isn't it? They want to be treated as equals? Equal to what..a CAT? Then be a cat..?
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Weston Graves
Werebeagle
Join date: 24 Mar 2007
Posts: 2,059
06-27-2009 17:40
It works better when you are a dog. All you have to do is look pitiful and you have them trained in no time. Cats seem to be singularly lacking in this basic skill.
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Mermaid Pond
Registered User
Join date: 8 Jun 2008
Posts: 1
06-27-2009 18:10
I don't understand humans either. Even though I'm part human. I don't understand that part of me.

And I just wanted to test and see if I could reply to a topic. *insert fishy smiley thing*
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
06-27-2009 18:11
We're just a bunch of monkeys, really.
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
06-27-2009 18:17
Sometimes, when a human shows up around me, I trigger a gesture (with sound) that goes "MONKEY!" :D
Ceka Cianci
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06-27-2009 18:33
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Couldbe Yue
one unhappy customer
Join date: 30 Mar 2008
Posts: 1,532
06-27-2009 18:36
Dogs have owners,
Cats have staff

as it should be...

From: someone
A Dog's Diary

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


A Cat's Diary

Day 183 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.

It's only a matter of time.
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Steely Carver
The dreamer or the dream?
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 515
06-27-2009 18:38
From: Tristin Mikazuki
I mean, they are playing humans that stand and talk. If I treat them like an human (as in telling them to get me chicken and clean the littler box), they act all offended.

I just dont understand...

And it is all about appearances anyway, isn't it? They want to be treated as equals? Equal to what..a CAT? Then be a cat..?


Hehe :)
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foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,142
06-27-2009 18:53
From: Weston Graves
It works better when you are a dog. All you have to do is look pitiful and you have them trained in no time. Cats seem to be singularly lacking in this basic skill.


I must be doing something wrg!
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Clarissa Lowell
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Join date: 10 Apr 2006
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06-27-2009 18:59
This thread is hereby stamped...

Adorable.
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Argos Hawks
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Posts: 1,037
06-27-2009 19:24
It's the people that are destroying our society. Once we get rid of them, everything else will work itself out.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
06-27-2009 19:26
Good one Couldbe. I dont have pets in real coz I am too busy.
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Clarissa Lowell
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06-27-2009 19:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZSbC09qgLI&feature=related
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
06-27-2009 19:30
From: Couldbe Yue
Dogs have owners,
Cats have staff

as it should be...


My cats would disagree with the cat diary...my crew are the ones in charge around here! :eek: Well that's what they'd say anyway, hehe. The little one especially...she's only a couple of months old and hasn't learned manners yet. She climbs on me demanding I share whatever food/drink I have in hand, even if she doesn't like it. She's begged for chocolate cake and green tea before. :eek: The adults know that the proper, dignified way to get snacks is to sit quietly on the floor and wait for me to put the bowl down. :D
LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
06-27-2009 19:30
From: Couldbe Yue
Dogs have owners,
Cats have staff

as it should be...

From: someone

A Dog's Diary .................

A Cat's Diary ..........



ROFLMAO -- I love the cat's view.
:D
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Clarissa Lowell
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Join date: 10 Apr 2006
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06-27-2009 19:32
and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk-tDgR9jro&NR=1

(annoying shriek at the end)
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06-27-2009 19:47
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23rdDjin Negulesco
Unfinished Build Master
Join date: 30 May 2007
Posts: 661
06-27-2009 19:52
i get humans.


usually every two weeks a truck drops off a new load of them.


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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 434
06-27-2009 19:56
From: Clarissa Lowell


Hehe...it's fun to watch kittens play. My aforementioned baby is even smaller than the ones in that second video, and she's in that "everything in the world is a toy" stage. It's been a long time since I raised a kitten, and I've been having a little trouble teaching her that feet are not toys...she also loves to climb up onto your shoulder, which can be a bit painful, especially if you're wearing shorts. :eek:
Clarissa Lowell
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Posts: 3,020
06-27-2009 19:57
:^)

I am allergic to cats but in college a dorm mate's kitten used to pounce on my bare feet whenever I'd be walking to the shower...Lol.
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Dakota Tebaldi
Voodoo Child
Join date: 6 Feb 2008
Posts: 1,873
06-27-2009 21:34
From: Couldbe Yue
A Dog's Diary

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


A Cat's Diary

Day 183 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.

It's only a matter of time.



A Honey Bee's Diary

Param DAY = '76'

Initializing...done.

Set [MODE=diagnstc]
- Exoskeletal integrity - 30
- Wing integrity left - 27
- Wing integrity right - 29
- Flight systems - NOMINAL
- System Defense - NOMINAL
- Fuel - 45% diagnstc complete, no problems detected..

Set [MODE=phrmndetect]

Pheremones detected. Processing...done.

Set [MODE=phrmnanalyze]

Analysis complete. Decoding results...

INPUT [30, class=pheremone, type=foragenectar]

Set [MODE=flight]

CAUTION: Fuel = 45% cross-verify...done. State filed.

Initiate FLIGHT
- BPS = 34
- Winddir = 289
- Windspd = 2
- Weight = 4.65
- Hdg = 147
- Alt = 7m

ALERT: INPUT detected

INPUT [30, class=floral, type=visualUV]

Analyze...done. T. repens, nectar=TRUE;
Initiate landing sequence....done.

Set [MODE=probex]

Refilling tank. Initial param = 44%
...49%
...63%
...88%
...100%

Set [MODE=probret]

...done.

Set [MODE=flight]

Initiate FLIGHT
- BPS = 29
- Winddir = 289
- Windspd = 2
- Weight = 4.98
- Hdg = 327
- Alt = 4.6m

ALERT: Status arrival

Initiate landing sequence...done.
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