One Less Fur

Brilliant!!1

bravo! GOOD SHOW!

It is flawlessly crafted, intelligently constructed, strongly acted and spellbinding. Meticulous in detail, yet vast in scope and intent.
If you only see one movie this summer, make it One Less Fur.

Ah yes, the fur haters unite, actually even I, who am often seen as a furry, found this funny, cause lets face it, some of us, are just like that guy in the film.

y'all are strangely funny....

I think alot of it has to do with avatar look, really, who can take a cartoonish looking character seriously?

LOL so funny

That was at least done in a more humorous manner than this guy.

meh. *pats nim* what a prick. I don't think I've seen such hate in SL before.. I guess it hides.. oh well, there's someone for the boycott list

This guy is so obnoxious (take a look at his profile sometime) that I actually felt compelled to create a furry alt just to annoy him. Childish and petty originally, but fun!, and now I want a new furry av so that I'm not running around in the free stock one!

I've met a pretty decent number of helpful and generally positive and fun-loving furries so far (I'm still a noob), and honestly don't know why people have such hate. Have I not seen the dark "other side" yet or something? Doesn't seem likely to me....

Some people require another social group that they can feel superior to. It acts to counter their own feelings of inadequacy. Usually it is people of a different race from one's own, but as can be seen from these forums, the hatred is versatile, and can be directed at all sorts of people who are perceived as 'different'.

I have no problems with a fur just that someone of them take to much pride in there FUrry life. If they are so proud of it that they must attack and bragg they should just go wear a furry in RL lol. tHEN they would be a total stupid person(due to lanuage limits lol)

awesome vid

*sigh*


Art is always controversial.

Have you ever seen Passion of the Christ, or Fahrenheit 9-11?

...yeah ok, people are gonna say it sucks or is awesome based on the context, but i really think you could've done a better job on the quality

*yawns* I don't find this particuraly offensive. Though if offensive is the goal then YouTube is not the host for you. Check thier TOS (section 5.C).

As someone with a number of old films and a projector, i found the film scratches, flecks & flicker effects unrealistic.

I kinda like furrys. I thought it was funny though.

That and the fact that its from a game.

You read my mind. I was just about to say that this was JUST LIKE Passion of the Christ.

I can't wait for the news blurb about Poon Pan being pulled over and screaming intoxicatedly about furries.

"Are you a furry, officer? Are you a furry, sugar tits?"

cute

Creating an alt to bug him is more childish than taking the time to make a really well put together and funny movie. Get real... its a silent movie with funny music and the furry even gets the funny X's on his eyes. That sounds like a real hateful message to me lol.

Kinda flat to me. As a furry I'm not offended in the least, I just find it kinda meh. Timing is a little off and it keeps it from being really funny. Study Buster Keaton and Chaplain to see how timing is everything in a silent movie. Also, there isn't anything in the story to justify killing the furry. It's like watching Elmer Fudd just walking up to Bugs and pulling the trigger.. the end. Presented that way its not funny, it's more than just a little sick really.

Now... if you wanted to really piss off furries and at the same time make a funny film here is a Shawn Keller-ish script.

Screen is dark, then the moon slowly rises in the sky until you see the silhouette of a cactus and a coyote howling at the moon. Fade to daylight and you see the coyote and cactus are actually a really fat guy in a diaper wearing dog ears and a tail and the cactus is a rather disgusting looking dildo shaped object. The furry gets up and waddles into town, animals flee in terror along the way except for the sheep who are wearing chastity belts.

The furry walks into town and walks up to different towns people asking them to yiff... wanna yiff? .. wanna yif? One person after another, each running in terror. As he walks through town he passes a wooden barrel and looks away from it and a cute furry girl pops up and sees him then pops down into the barrel again. He says, "What? What? Hey." then walks on.

Cut to a close up of a clock tower showing the hands click over to noon, then cut to the sheriff stepping into the street. * Theme to Good, bad and the Ugly would be good inserted here.* Sheriff goes into draw position and says,"I'm the new sheriff and I'm here to clean this town up.. now draw!"

The furry then commences to do some sorta Star Wars kid type moves with the dildo looking thing and this goes on and on for a while, reaction shots of the sheriff and various towns people reacting in utter dismay would be funny here. Could have him don different costumes of different martial artists like Kill Bill jumpsuit, Hong Kong Phooey, Bruce Lee etc.

Sheriff finally pulls out his gun and says, "For Pete's sake.. " then shoots him. Furry has big dramatic death scene, big XX on the eyes etc. Cut to sheriff who says, "Like my Grand-pappy used to say, never bring a fake penis to a gun fight."

Cut to towns folk clapping and cheering.
Cut to animals standing, clapping and cheering.

Fade to black.

A few seconds then fade open to two sheep wearing chastity belts. One says to the other," Thank goodness he's dead, we can take these chastity belts off now."

The other says , "Uh, you do realise this is a frontier town and the closest female is 400 miles from here... he wasn't the reason we wear these things."

Cut to sheriff, twinkle effect in his eye.
Cut to other towns folk with twinkle effects as well.
Pan out to town then surrounding lands with twinkles going off like flash bulbs.
Cut to sheep with eyes bugged out then fade to black with Darth Vader's "Noooooooooo!"

The end

roll credits.

Thats pretty brilliant, I like it. Thanks for the feedback. I only made this one to test the studio program I got, I'll make it less bland next time.