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opaww Fahid
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Join date: 29 Mar 2005
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04-08-2005 06:46
If you Elect me as President Of Second Life, I will be Honest and tell you up front that I will Lie to you, cheat you, and steel from you.

How i stand on issues

1. I do not support Atomic weapons of any kind but they may be needed in order to keep the balance of power in the world, and to keep our way of life free for all our people.
2. I will instatute a National I.D. system not to infringe on our fine citizens rights but to keep terrorists from entering our fine country.
3. READ MY LIPS, There will Be no New taxes.
4. I will not bow to the whems of Big Busyness special interest groups.
5. I shall see to it that all the wealthy in this fine country, pay there fair shair of the exspences it takes to keep our way of life.
6. We will have no conscription for a Military what so ever. We will have a small Military souly for defesive use only.
7. Everyone is entitled to Basic rights such as, Life, Liberty, and the Presute of Happyness. So Be happy
8. Everyone will Meet or excede a National standard of living. there will be no defferances made between peoples of this Fine Nation. If one person has a bowl of rice then all shall have the same bowl of rice.
9. We will all work equaily toward a equal society. I assure you that all political peoples will work as hard as you do in the rice pattys for your welfare.
10. We will build re-education camp for the people who have special need in re-learning that our way of life is the only true way of life. I will appoint my fine Deputy Fieldmarshal Adolph Eichman to over see the extermanations I mean re-education of those who must take up resadence in one of our fine educational camps.

The list can go one but you can see I only have your welfare in mind as your elected Government offical, so get out and vote today, Just push the button that says opaww for President of Second Life
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
04-08-2005 06:47
oh good. here we go again.

I vote Andie Apollo. same as last time.
Random Unsung
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Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 345
04-08-2005 06:50
Will there be spelling cards to learn in your country's schools?
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Shadow Weaver
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Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
04-08-2005 07:01
From: Random Unsung
Will there be spelling cards to learn in your country's schools?


LMAO from reading the campaign letter I think spelling may be an optional pursuit in school.
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Loki Pico
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Join date: 20 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,938
04-08-2005 07:26
Darwin already won Presidency. He has been quietly ruling for the past eight months. Darwin was one of the first to bring up the topic of politics back in May 2003 and its interesting that he is able to rule in such a quiet and non-invasive manner, you would almost think he wasnt doing a thing! He has over three years left in his term, so its just let it drop til then, okay? Here is the election thread if you really need to trip down memory lane...

SL Presidential Election 2004
Merwan Marker
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Join date: 28 Jan 2004
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04-08-2005 07:37
From: Loki Pico
Darwin already won Presidency. He has been quietly ruling for the past eight months. Darwin was one of the first to bring up the topic of politics back in May 2003 and its interesting that he is able to rule in such a quiet and non-invasive manner, you would almost think he wasnt doing a thing! He has over three years left in his term, so its just let it drop til then, okay? Here is the election thread if you really need to trip down memory lane...

SL Presidential Election 2004




Excellent!
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Join date: 13 Jan 2003
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04-08-2005 07:38
From: Loki Pico
Darwin already won Presidency. He has been quietly ruling for the past eight months. Darwin was one of the first to bring up the topic of politics back in May 2003 and its interesting that he is able to rule in such a quiet and non-invasive manner, you would almost think he wasnt doing a thing! He has over three years left in his term, so its just let it drop til then, okay? Here is the election thread if you really need to trip down memory lane...

SL Presidential Election 2004


Sends Loki to the Brain wash rehabilitation center for realignment to SL.
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Jamie Bergman
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Join date: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,752
04-08-2005 07:39
Opaww,

You've got my vote provided your administration selects Bergman's Bargains as the armament manufacturer for the nation's defense needs (both Militarily and Police force). Not only will you save the people of this fine SL nation money on defense products, you'll arm our military and para-military forces with the strongest weapon scripts available.

Opaww for el Presidente!
Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
04-08-2005 08:49
From: Loki Pico
Darwin already won Presidency. He has been quietly ruling for the past eight months. Darwin was one of the first to bring up the topic of politics back in May 2003 and its interesting that he is able to rule in such a quiet and non-invasive manner, you would almost think he wasnt doing a thing! He has over three years left in his term, so its just let it drop til then, okay? Here is the election thread if you really need to trip down memory lane...
Bah! Darwin cheated.

I was well in the lead, having walked the countryside for hours, talking to people and earning their votes. At the last minute Darwin modified an open-source altimeter to call out his name and the URL to vote with the phrase "Darwin gives newbies free stuff" (or something to that effect). Within a couple of days he zoomed right by me.

To this day people are still finding those altimeters calling out the URL. :D

Another trip down memory lane: my campaign materials. :)

~Ulrika~
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