It's Been A Very Bad Day

My Dearest Darlings,

Been twitching eyes all day with construction workers. You have a firing squad or gillioutine? I went to a demented amusement park but all the rides were not available. I'm willing to have a ciggarette and just die!

You all have a lovely afternoon.

Ever yours,

Mrs. Showdog Tiger

What products did you need exactly? A firing squad with a guillotine to go on a ferris wheel ride with construction workers who smoke?

I've worked with Show for a few years. She really does need to be shot or something. I think she's really offering herself as target practice.

Abby

I think I know the one you mean... one of the Rezzable sims, I think? I was there recently and did find a way to die. I was riding the merry-go-round ride with the giant snake, and tried to get off before the ride was over. Pow! Hello, waiting room from Hell. It was fun... gotta go back and find other ways.

The product you seek is your very own personal blog. I don't have one for you but I'm sure if you google or something you can find out about it. On your very own personal blog you can post the mundane E/N details of your life and people may or may not visit your blog and read it.

This forum is not for E/N style blog posts but if/when you get your blog off the ground there is a forum section designed to allow you to promote your SL related website or blog. If however your very own personal blog is not about SL and just concerns your personal life then it would probably not be appropriate to post about that here either.

Ever yours,

Lowen

Dearly Darling,

This translates to an older woman as:
The product ^$%^#$%@#@ &^*%^$>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>57645345367&*&$%$%#$ As many of you know I don't blog..takes too much time away from the dogs. So...I am looking for a nice execution: One that might help the RP people...I hate wasting my time or others....

I have absolutely no idea of what you are refering to. I don't know what an E/N is... nor do I care. Most of the youngsters who answer me here are quite willing to answer old people. On a scale from one to ten your English skills are a minus 10. So pick a language and we'll fight fair and square.

The rest of you have a lovely evening.

Ever Yours,

Mrs. Showdog Tiger

Obviously Mrs. Showdog Tiger is stepping out side of her envelope of safety. Does not a single person here in SL have an elegant death for an older lady?! I personally would love to help with a send-off.

Abby

This is the Classified - Products Wanted forum. What product is the OP requesting assistance finding?

Princess Ivory

Clearly this one:

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=519400

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I LOVE this!!!!!!! Let's start a movement within SL to convince people to buy up 16sqm ad farms whenever they can, and put one of these on it! Bye bye ad farms. Hello L$5 every time someone uses it. It should pay for the land in no time, and then you are actually profitting! I could build an empire of these throughout the grid!

OK, I've been in SL too long today/tonight. And I am causing this conversation to deteriorate. Time to come back to real life, and go to bed. And stop thinking up such schemes. I sure couldn't do that throughout my RL neighborhood. Or maybe I could.........?

Princess Ivory